HAHAHA!
CREDITS TO WWW.MUSEUM-OF-TWITS.BLOGSPOT.COM FOR THIS PICTURE(:
ohwell.
i think i saw a couple of ripped pictures from MOT in GZ's blog not too long ago too... D:
shan't talk about today; i would NOT be in peace unless 26 may has passed.
or i'd be dead by then. ha! ha! ha! joking(i think).
here's something for the class, specially created on cawrahpted-.blogspot.com. :D
TWOELEPHUNK 'O6
WAYS TO IRRITATE ANTI-2/11 PEOPLE(:
- say "DUI!!!" to everything he/she says. (dui means "correct" in chinese)
- offer to draw a self-portrait of him/her, lying that you've got an a1 for your art exams (if you're hao ting, do away with this excuse. and this does not apply to any of hao ting's family members, not even her twin). then draw the 2-11 elephunk! mascot on his/her paper. if he/she shouts at you for doing so, scream and claim that you've merely did your best on a mirror reflection.
- during sports events that display class spirit, have a heated shouting debate over SRP and Lulu Paper. when the anti-211 git asks you what the hell you're talking about, wave the class flag in front of him/her and yell, "VOTE FOR SRP!"
- while rehearsing for the NDP flag-bearers' dance, chant JONATHAN! JONATHAN! and coordinate with dance steps.
- insist that J.O. Nathan is the long-lost and rightful singapore president.
- start a mag called the Scandals of 2-11. spam him/her until he/she buys a copy of it.
- during an outing, go to the zoo. watch the elephants for an hour, and if he/she starts to get irritated, exclaim, "don't you have any class spirit?!"
- if he/she wants to design a t-shirt, preferably a class tee, tell him that it'd be perfect to draw a tombstone on the back of the shirt. when he/she asks why, mutter, "yishuo, why did you have to leave us?!"
- sing the 2-11 eh eh song. which goes: EH EH; ** *** SIBEI KEIPO EH! AY AY AY AY~. get yileen to teach you the dance steps, and make sure you do it with huge pom-poms.
- shout MARIO BRUDDERS! every 10 minutes and shoot up from your chair to jump 5 times when you and the anti-211 git is homeworking or outside together. :)
YAY
I ROCK(:
rawr; amanda.
