"I can't wait to see what Edward does to you! I hope he snaps your neck, you pushy, obnoxious, moronic DOG!" -Bella Swan, Eclipse

List out your top 5 birthday presents you wish for:

Since my birthday is tomorrow, this will be pretty good.

1. Electric guitar stuff. Like, necklaces, shirts, keychains, whatever. But actually if you get me anything else, like cows or Aston Martins or something, I'm fully gonna accept them too :)

2. Pass my EOYS.

3. Vampire. Cullen. 4th book. (Okay that's more than one but in the same category)

4. A lot of money. (Then can go to Seattle or LA or Florida or California or NYC!!!)

5. 5 more choices of birthday presents :)

But of course! :D


Yesterday was fun. The only not-so-fun part was the part where I quarreled with my mum- she was being extremely unreasonable (again. Wow, surprise surprise!). And tomorrow is my birthday! Sheesh. I controlled myself by not flinging out derogatory slurs at her or anything, though she made me pissed off.

Don't want to elaborate here.

Anyway, I negotiated with her and she finally allowed me to visit RGP (is it so difficult?!) after school. Met up with some old acquaintances once more; Taahira, Darlene, Vrindha, Weiting, Celine Soh, Jolene, Amanda Lim, Simin, Geraldine, Deborah, Hanna, Siti, Mel etc.

And some others I think. If I forgot don't hack me up please. It's not my fault; it's a hardware problem.

Mel's turned all stylo. The cute fancy JRocker who listens to Jet and Maroon 5 (I like Jet and Maroon 5 too!). She looks good in skinny jeans. Mel give me your legs. :(

Taahira and Amanda Lim kept making me laugh. Darlene, Taahira, Amanda Lim, Vrindha, Mel, Weiting and I ended up at Plaza Singapura where we mooched around and ate at Gelare's. Pretty cool. They gave me a treat for my birthday. Thanks dears.


L-R: Weiting, Taahira, Vrindha, Amanda, Amanda, Darlene.

Most of the pictures are with Taahira and Vrindha. My Zac Efron picture is with Taahira. We were squabbling over Efron, because Efron is quite hot in Hairspray.


Zac Efron

Not that I'd watched it, though. I want to. Damn the EOYs to the deepest pits of hell where they belong.


I'm fantasizing about


...Yes! B&J's!
Glutton. Peeesh.


Absolutely mouthwatering.

My favorite flavor (Not that I've tasted many before, but you get the idea)



I want to try Americone Dream, S'mores, Phish Food, Dublin Mudslide, American Pie, Fossil Fuel, Peanut Butter Cup and Chubby Hubby.

Ambitious.

Anyways, on a last note, look at this.


An 18k gold-plated iPod shuffle. Beat that. I also hear that they're going to promote diamond- encrusted ones.

Xiaxue can jolly well afford one, since her blog is worth $2,867, 298.66. Charlene's blog had this "How much is your blog worth" thing and I clicked and typed my blog in. $11,290 point something something. Xiaxue's is worth $2 million plus!

Counting in US dollars, I think.
She can buy more than FOUR Aston Martins! Dammit. Lucky sheed.

That's all for today. More next time. ♥

"I was wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object." -Edward Cullen, Eclipse

My mood's been pretty hostile these days. I feel like exploding but I'd try my very, very, best not to. It's hard, but I've done it.

Not to mention that I'd blatantly ignored some people when they'd asked me stuff because I was attempting to not explode, if you get what I mean. Naw it's not PMS. I've never got PMS. Much. *Shrugs*

Charlene's getting all MPD these days. One second she's pushing me away and shouting at me, telling me to butt off her floorhead, and the next she's clinging onto me like a little leech, just without the blood sucking part. Funny. A second Mag Phua, but Mag Phua didn't have MPDs.

Then today Mr Foo announced in front of the entire school about his great achievement. Apparently he's got a PhD, but no one's got any idea what he majors in. Probably related to Chinese. Definitely not English Literature.

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I'm currently multitasking; looking at guitar-y accessories and Threadless while blogging. I told Yuqian that my best friend can tab songs, and she gaped and said he was really cool.

Not that I can tab, but his tabbing is pretty kickass.


To give you an idea about Threadless, it's an online shopping site. Yup, the one where my cousin Cheryl ordered a tee for me for my birthday. *Runs around the room five times* Quite a bit of designs below.



Both Cheryl and I loved this. BUT it was out of stock. Cleaned out. Brrr!


If I'm not wrong, I think Cheryl got this.


If this was already in stock, I'd have got it, without a doubt.


Like the robot!


This was my second choice. There's ladies' cut too.


Cheryl got this too- One for herself, and one for Darryl. Quite cool!


I got this.
Well I thought it was quite cute, nothing too controversial.
My mum wouldn't nag. If I'd gotten the Procrastinators one, I can't imagine what my ears will look like now.


I loved this too. Maybe I'd go print one by myself, or something.


Yes!!! Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.
Like, Math teachers are humans soaked in sadism.


Pretty cute too, but I wouldn't want to wear it out cause it screams "LOOK HERE! LOOK HERE!"
And besides, I prefer the witty ones. :)


Mmm, lollies!


Cheryl wanted to get this for Darryl, but it was completely wiped out, too.
We should print these for the guys in our class.


Chocolateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

There were no guitar-related designs on Threadless, only a couple, but I didn't like them.
I love this Marc Jacobs necklace-watch. It's so PRETTY. :D

The price is even prettier. $300+ I think, I dunno. Definitely a 3-figure sum. Sheesh!

My birthday is coming in about three days' time! Hip, hip, hurray!
Someone get me guitar-related stuff. Keychains, necklaces, shirts, anything. I love the whole guitar idea. :) But I wouldn't say no to a model of an Aston Martin Vanquish/ DB9. *Salivates*\

Enough here today; I'm dead beat.
Toodles! ♥

"I've never been to veterinarian school." -Carlisle Cullen

YAY!!!
I LOVE CHERYL MANY MANY. She's going to get me a tee from Threadless online for my birthday :D

*Runs around the room twelve times*
Now I'm hunting for pretty designs. I particularly love the one that says Shakespeare hates your emo poems, but good-looking graphic tees are hard to come by so I'd just hunt for a nice graphically designed one.

Today was reasonably good- there was no HCL but I had to run around the class, extorting money from my fellow classmates. Not a happy thought, but that's what a saikang bearer has to do, right? I'd never ever be a treasurer in my life again. The mere thought of it sends shivers down my spine.

Ploughed my way through a comprehension during English while discussing the sexiness factor of the voice of the Japanese guy with Jwee. Apparently Miss Seto had to attend to some overseas visitors that were rather delighted to watch a crazy class sit at their places while doing comprehensions.

There was this guy who even asked me for the extra sheets of the passages and question papers, and started reading it so intently- more like scrutinizing each onyx-coloured word. I was extremely confused but gave it to him anyway.

CEP was lousy, and Lit was spent writing more essays on Unseen Prose. The passage was about a blind man, and the passage was relatively fascinating the first time round. Not so much, however, when I had to reread to grasp the situations and write about characterisation and impressions about the blind man. *Yawns*

But I don't think I disapprove of Unseen Poetry and Prose; both are equally nice to read. The question answering is another issue altogether.

We had the Financial Literacy course again after school. This session was definitely more fun than the previous one, but I kept losing cash during the Rat Race Cash Flow game thing. Tough luck. I broke the trainer's record of landing on the Downsized part 4 times in all.

I got lucky the first two times- I had M&Ms. Mag and Charlene forced me to surrender my 3rd packet of M&Ms the third time round. Talk about extortion!!! There were no more M&Ms left when my rat's butt got burnt on the Downsized part again, for the fourth time.

I heard that Peter and Timotheus are very potent, in a way. As in, in the game. Weijie got rich but he refused to cross-marry (Timotheus's idea) me. :( He got a total of $1.1 mil! Lucky fellow. Just my luck.

Rodson was the next Bill Gates at his table, but he lost everything after he got his butt charred on the Divorce tile. That's what marriage does to you, huh :D Now the ring is not called the engagement/ marriage ring; it's called the suffe-ring. Ah ha. Kudos to Mark Lee. *Grins*

Still, I went home with 2 packets of M&Ms (coulda been 3!!!). I'm more realistic. *Breaks into the Chrysan laugh*

Chrysan freaked everyone out today by getting Jamie to pierce some part of the inside of her mouth. The gum, the web part above her two front teeth. Looked pretty scary, especially the photos. Tomson got the hefty scare when he turned on Jamie's camera...

During class Jwee and I conned Timotheus into grinning at Chrysan, and his expression was all but O___O when Chrysan returned the grin. I don't think he was expecting that, haha. Jamie was extremely proud of her masterpiece (Chrysan's mouth). Smugness was radiating from every inch of her skin.

Radiate, radiate, radiate.

Annoyed Jwee out of her guts today by repeating the Para-para dance, Lipgloss by Lil' Mama, Cupid's Chokehold by Gym Class Heroes and various ancient Chinese songs you'd almost never catch anyone singing. I think I'm going bananas! :( Thank goodness Elise didn't give me any more trouble today with her deliberate extensive masochistic damage. Good work, Dan. *Sighs deeply*

I know it's all words so far. You should see and experience the speed of my comp and the wireless; it's fabulous.

I'm still laughing at what Mr Tan said about Timotheus not having a TV at home (Insider's joke).

By the way, Charlene, I like Jiajun from CSS2, and Benjamin. You M&Ms stealer. With Miss Sour Triangle (Magdalene).

"That's good. Hate is a passionate emotion." -Jacob Black

(My maid is reading Eclipse really sluggishly.)

My role is to be a good, efficient and wise student. But yet, the status kind of changed altogether when MSN auto-signed me online.

*Sighs* I've got to play mediator, for the time being.

And why? Just because our dear Daniel and Elise assume that I'm the most perspicacious homosapien who's walked the face of this planet or something. Naw I don't quite understand this myself either. They like me to be the judge, the mediator of their ultimately perturbing arguments.

They've got this quarrel today, and in my humble opinion, I think that they're blowing it wildly out of proportion. Both have reportedly refused to speak to each other face-to-face, but instead, hurled snide remarks and crass insults at one another on MSN.

And despite the fact that they're only seperated one room away...
Weird siblings do weird things. Now their personal messages are shouting obscenities at one another, haha. Okay maybe more of Elise; Dan doesn't really swear.

To put it in a simpler way, their conversation with me was something like this.


Elise: AMANDA. THAT IDIOT IS IRRITATING ME OFF MY ASS. I SWEAR, I'D LOVE TO DESTROY HIS GUTS.
Amanda: Why? Again? Somehow I'm not surprised.
Elise: I can't believe you have no siblings. You're so tolerant of everything. I thought having a seriously pesky elder brother would be enough to train up my tolerance level, but apparently he's making everything WORSE.
Me: Just shut up for a second. Where's Dan?
(Adds Daniel to conversation)
Elise: Oh the fucking idiot is here.
Amanda: Elise. Stop it.
Dan: Oh, hello Amanda. I'm surprised you'd actually befriend such a lunatic like my sister. Now, Elise, you best stop raving like a lunatic, though I know you can't help it, and tell Amanda what the hell is wrong with you. Before she gets DC-ed or something.
Amanda: Sorreh. I know my wireless sucks.
Elise: YES YOU STUPID PERSON. You know what, Amanda? Have you trusted ANYONE with a huge secret before, and in the end that stupid idiotic person just goes off blibbering like a red-butted baboon to someone who's NOT supposed to know? How great. That's what Dan did. He fully knows that Mom wouldn't let me get a tattoo after I'd pierced my ears again. BUT HE TOLD HER. HE TOLD HER.
Amanda: Now, wait, shut up a moment again. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE AGAIN, LIZARD?!
Elise: What!
Amanda: You pierced your ears AGAIN!
Elise: Well, yeah. What's wrong with that? I'd stop once I get a tattoo.
Amanda: Elise, you are a stupid girl. Haven't you got enough infections since the last time? Remember what happened? You'd almost ripped your ear once, too. Do you really want to do that again?
Elise: Why are you so prejudiced against piercings?!
Dan: I'm on Amanda's side. We're just concerned about you.
Elise: And you know that she doesn't approve of too many piercings on me, and you chose her to be our mediator.
Dan: She's always been our mediator. Now, I know you lose control whenever you're mad, but don't take it out on Manda.
Amanda: You missed out the A.
Dan: Okay then. A-manda.
Amanda: That's better.
Elise: BUT MOM'S GROUNDING ME! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M GOING TO GO NUTS?! I CAN'T HANG OUT WITH CHLOE AND GANG AFTER SCHOOL ANYMORE!
Dan: Of course not. I think you were going to go get a tattoo today after school. Thankfully Mom grounded you at the correct time. I didn't tell her a little too late.
Amanda: Wow, really. Elise, don't annihilate yourself. Please. The piercing incident was freaky enough. I thought you were going to lose your ear!
Dan: Be thankful the needle didn't contain traces of AIDS-infected blood.You woulda DIED, you crazy woman.
Elise: I don't care. Well, I didn't get it, did I? And that was just one time. I don't think it'd happen to me if I got a tattoo, right?!
Amanda: There'd be needles involved, dear.
Dan: Yeah.
Elise: Now both of you are ganging up on me! And Dan, you better get this clear. After I'm ungrounded, I'm fully going to kill you, because I'd have the authority to do so. I can't believe I've got such a asdfghjklqwertyuiop brother.
Amanda: For a, angmoh-pai-school-goer like you, Elise, you're amazingly well-versed in the Hokkien profanities manual.
Dan: Uncivilised. Can't you argue in a more... prudent way? You've seen how real debaters argue. Look at Manda!
Amanda: Sheesh, Dan, I merely said a few words 3 years ago, and I don't think you seem to have quite gotten over it.
Dan: No-pe, because I don't forget brilliant stuff easily.
Amanda: Well, thanks.
Elise: You two are barking mad.
Amanda: I hate to side anyone, and I've never really sided any of you, but I've got to say that Dan's being the mature one here, Liz.
Dan: HA! HOLEY GIRL.
Elise: Shut the fuck up.
Amanda: Elise. Stop it.
Dan: She can say whatever she wants to say. What I'm doing is all for her own good.
Amanda: Ditto. Agree. But you sound like a saint of all ethics, Dan. Don't make such egregious mistakes, Elise. It ain't worth it.
Elise: Whatever.
(Elise logs off)
Dan: Thanks, Manda. It's nice to know that there ARE mature 15-year-olds out there in society.
Amanda: I don't have anything against piercings, but after what happened, I don't want Elise to go near anymore needles.
Dan: Of course, of course, you're just concerned. You're one of the most mature 15-year-old I've seen. Haha. A thousand times better than my sister.
Amanda: I'm still pretty juvenile; I love sitting in the trolley whenever I get the chance to embarass myself in supermarkets.
Dan: Meet up some time. We'd go to the supermarket, then. Elise will revive soon; it's just a passing black cloud.
Amanda: Hope so. :)

End of conversation.
Well I mean, the rest are technically redundant. Mmm.

Remember... I've got nothing against piercings. It's just that Elise went off to some unlicensed git who pierced her with some contaminated needle that made lots of pus grow out of her piercing. She had to go to the doctor's, and still had the nerve to joke about not having mushrooms instead of pus.

Stupid girl; she made everyone worry like hell. Tsk.

And I've got a funny feeling about my mum- I think she knows about my blog. Gosh, I'm going to die! Metaphorically.

"AND I'M A VIRGO!" -Bella Swan, Eclipse

Okay this is hilarious. I'm watching Devil Beside You (again) on crunchyroll, and it's brilliant. Thanks SK for giving me the crunchyroll link. Youtube kinda sucks at loading.

The beginning itself has had me in stitches. Rainie Yang was trying to pass her love confession letter to the guy she likes, and


Wrong person.


And the devil, at that.



Oh my zod.

HAHAHA. Okay I shall go watch. Hooray.

"You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny: Dumbledore's got style." -Kingsley Shacklebolt, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Yesss I'm going to the library later. I'm a happy girl. The one near Jurong Point, by the way, not the JE one. The JE one has limited stocks, so I'd best try others.

This week we've got a number of birthdays. Magdalene's, Mr Ng's, my dad's, and and and and and forgive me if I forget any. You know how my memory is like.

Just now I was on the phone with my mum, and the conversation was hilarious. Maybe everything's just... spontaneous. I don't know. It was like,

Mum: Eh, later you go and buy the cake must be the chocolate banana. The other day he tell me he like the one from Secret Recipe.

Me: WHAT?! STOP WHISPERING, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Mum: I say, *repeats what she'd said earlier on*

Me: I STILL CANNOT HEAR YOU! EH TURN OFF THE RADIO IN YOUR CAR AND SPEAK LOUDER!

-The radio stops blaring-

Mum: Can? You must buy the-

Me: HAH??? CAN YOU SHOUT INSTEAD?

Mum: (Louder but only by a fraction) I SAY, BUY THE CAKE FOR DAD IS CHOCOLATE BANANA ONE!

Me: OKAY.

Mum: Wah, you shout very loud you know. How come you cannot hear me. I know lah, you always stay in your room, hear all the loud loud rock songs, no wonder now become chao hi lang. Oh, my earphone never connect properly. Wait wait.

Me: *Grumbles incoherently* No what. My Chemical Romance very rock meh. Okay only wh-

Mum: (Yowls) NOW HOW!? CAN?! BETTER?!

Me: Jeez, stop screaming. You're loud enough.

Mum: BUT YOU SAY VERY SOFT WHAT. NOW WHAT! I TALK IN MY NORMAL VOICE YOU KNOW.

Me: *Holds receiver at arm's length* Okay please whisper.

Mum: OKAY. REMEMBER TO BUY THE CAKE AH. *Slams down the phone, line DCs*

Me: *Rubs ear*

Talk about role reversal. *Sighs*

Big Girls Don't Cry- Fergie

The smell of your skin lingers on me now
You're probably on your flight back to your hometown
I need some shelter of my own protection, baby
To be with myself and center, clarity
Peace, Serenity

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry

The path that I'm walking
I must go alone
I must take the baby steps 'til I'm full grown, full grown
Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they?
And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay

(Chorus)

Like the little school mate in the school yard
We'll play jacks and Uno cards
I'll be your best friend and you'll be my Valentine
Yes you can hold my hand if you want to
'Cause I want to hold yours too
We'll be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds
But it's time for me to go home
It's getting late, dark outside
I need to be with myself and center, clarity
Peace, Serenity

(Chorus)

This is the only Fergie song I love, haha. Fergielicious (or whatever it is) sucks. This song is so Eclipse, especially the chorus. Like, Bella to Space Heater when she's got to let him go. "I'll be your best friend and you'll be my Valentine" is SO BellaJacob. Wow.

Someone outside is singing I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing by Aerosmith on American Idol, I think. Gotta catch it! One of my faves for a long time now.

Toodles!♥

"You love me more than I deserve." -Edward Cullen, Eclipse

Headphones: Crash and Burn Girl by Robyn

Please, please, please, PLEASE come up with a final solution tomorrow, okay, 312? Thanks. I hope you know how agonizing it is to design a class tee... It's been really hard on Jemimah. Tomorrow we will have to vote for our various options.

And please, please, PLEASE, once more, we will have to go with the majority. No one will be trying to jeopardize anyone's decision. Timotheus, Jemimah and I will carry out the voting process tomorrow.

Make it easy for us.

I've never had the idea of a disunited 312, so prove yourselves right. Impasses are utterly controversial most of the time and are hard to resolve, but for the love of everything Cullen... Try. And accept.

Tomorrow after the voting process will be my funeral, because Mdm Laserbeams is going to hand our papers back to us. My height is one-six-nine, or you can try five-foot-seven. Remember to get me a coffin that fits. Or you can just call my best friend. I think he has one on hold for me.

Goodbye all.

What cha know 'bout me, what cha what cha know?
I said my lipgloss is cool
Mah lipgloss be poppin'
I'm standing at my locker
And all the boys keep stoppin'!

Just when I thought Nothing In This World was airhead-y and bimbotic enough.

"You know, Jacob, if it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might actually like you." -Edward Cullen, Eclipse

Ha.
Even my maid's going crazy reading Eclipse. I mean, really.

Now there's this Twilight heatwave coming about. If I'm not wrong, 310 April and I were the protagonists. I dunno, but seems like both of us are the ones who probably, like me, picked out the book from a random shelf and journeyed into the land of fiction. Then some saw and it became... propaganda. Oh what a word.

Mmm. For all those whom I've told the little tale about my fate with Twilight, I bet you guys are sweating with relief that I didn't return the book back to its shelf about a year ago :)

Besides Harry Potter, the Twilight series are the best books I've ever read. Top of the tops! Meg Cabot is brilliant too, I love her stories, but they're nowhere near as great as Stephenie Meyer's most fantastic works (Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse) of all time (Swoons).


Digressing halts here.

Today was so-so; Mr Ng gave us a test and I killed it. It's not going to survive my torturous annihilation. But still, not too bad for a last-minute cram. I'd try not to do that next time.
Our Bio teacher wasn't here (pops champagne) but I know I'm going to get shot on Friday or something. Now I'm planning my last death wish and deciding if my family members are going to burn or bury my corpse. I'd go for burning, since I'm biodegradable, unlike Michael Jackson or Paris Hilton.

Joking. But the shooting part will come true. It's only a matter of time, and not much of it.

English was awesome as usual. I've got an essay to do later, and I'm pretty happy about it! Writing takes my mind off lots of things. Math and Chem make my bones seize up.

However, the funniest part of English was during my conversation with Miss Seto. Jwee and I were trying to educate her about Twilight, and it went something like

Miss Seto: Are they going to make a movie out of this?

Me: Not too sure, but we hope so!

Miss Seto: Do you have anyone in mind who can play the role of the lead guy (Edward Cullen) then?

Me: YES!!! James Franco! You know, the one who plays Harry Osborn in Spiderman.

Miss Seto: Oh, James Franco. Yeah! He's really hot. I watched Spiderman and I was like "wow".


He looks hot even when he's grouchy.
EAMC quote: "I should infuriate you more often."

Holy macaroni.
I thought I'd never live to see the day a teacher claimed someone was hot in front of a student.
Particularly one in NHHS. Finally we get to meet a teacher whose brain is not only about assignments, grades and homework. Which means...

Miss Seto has a life!!! (Pops XO and red wine this time) Unlike any others.

I absolutely loved James Franco in Spiderman, particularly 3, because his hair was the nicest there haha. Maybe someone sacked his hairstylist that destroyed his hair in part 1 and 2.

But he (as in, Harry Osborn) died in the last movie!!! I'm still pretty upset over that (Chuckles).

Perhaps it'd be a good idea for me to get started on my work now. 5 more hours to dreadful Chem tuition. Ew! On a last note, I think whoever who stars as Edward or Carlisle or Jasper is totally going to annihilate my resistance if I ever see them on screen. I may get overly besotted with their seraphic faces, woohoohoo.

My parents are still PMSing. It's really not a talent you would like to have. I hope they don't turn into vampires or something, because that'd probably be the very talent they'd bring into their next existence, which will be horrible. This comp ain't bilingual, but I think you ought to know the meaning of Tian Xia Da Luan.

Bye all! ♥

ALL 312ers please go to Jemimah's blog to view the latest class tee design!

Better be quick, okay? :D Spread this around, please.
And sorry about not relinking. I'd do it sometime soon.

"You make me feel like a villain in a melodrama- twirling my mustache while I try to steal some poor girl's virtue." -Bella Swan, Eclipse

Alright, I apologize for the lack of updates... It doesn't take a genius to figure out what's been distracting me for the past too many days, right?

(It's a rhetorical question. Don't answer it.)

So, for the past too many days nothing has changed for the better. Everything's been pretty morbid as usual, but the CTs are over and at least, at the very least I can stay home to read peacefully. Read? Why read? Well what can you expect from a psychotic bibliophile whose parents absolutely prohibit her from going out or chilling with friends, except for once in a very, very, blue, or rather, navy-colored moon?

That very, very navy-colored moon suddenly appeared on Sunday, but it didn't appear without resorting to a quarrel. YES- I have to actually quarrel with my mum if I want to go for a movie. It's not as if I'm going to Iraq to get my head blown off or something, though it's a better alternative as compared to living in this slaughterhouse.

Both my parents are PMSing at the same time. It's extremely agitating, not to mention annoying.

Thus, on Saturday I got Eclipse and hence blew my $34.24 away. No regrets though, no regrets at all. Eclipse is brilliant. I'm reading it for the 4th time (and still counting) now. You should have seen what I looked like after SK told me the Kino at Bugis still had copies left. I practically flew to Bugis before tuition to get my hands on one. There were only 2 copies left, and I got lucky.

But judging by Jwee's luck yesterday, she's not as lucky. She went to FIVE places to check out the stock. Oh gosh. Just when I thought SK was crazy enough to shuttle from Taka to Bugis within a day.

I devoured Eclipse and finished it within a day, haha. My expression was seriously scary I guess. I don't know what I look like when I'm reading. Must be frightening. That's why Elise never wants to come near me when I read (before tuition last time in P4/5).

Maybe I looked sadistic, just like how I looked like during the sheep's heart dissection.


Mmmn. Davy Jones flashbacks.

But I mean, really, that's a genuine heart. ♥ A sheep's one.

Digressing comes to a halt here :D

Sunday was spent rather well, if not for the fact that I was extremely broke (Eclipse). Watched Rush Hour 3 with Huishan and Pris at Orchard Cine, and the show was utterly hilarious. I loved the part where the nun had to translate the swearwords into French for the Chinese guy, as well as the part where Chris Tucker thought that Jackie Chan was doing it with the lady. He kept going all "Oh yeah baby my boy has grown upppp!" Hahaha. Stupid fool.

And the taxi driver!!!

Sing the National Anthem! (Cracks up laughing)
The 'Yu' and 'Mi' part was downright funny. When Genevieve was making out with James Carter (Chris Tucker) she said, "I've never made out with an American man before." and Chris Tucker HAD to reply with "Me neither", which sent my popcorn down the wrong tunnel. Ouch.

Even the NGs were so cute.
"So, what do you mean by 'I'm not your brother'? After all we've been through? Rush Hour One? Rush Hour Two?" -Chris Tucker

I'd never laughed so much in ages.

Huishan and Pris were being insane again. I think they ran out of drugs.
No, no, just joking. They're only 14. I meant medicine for the mind :)

Oh and there's a High School Musical 2! Wow. I never even got to watch #1. Will watch it sometime soon, if time allows (highly impossible).

Monday, which was yesterday, was spent reading and reading and reading. I've finished Meg Cabot's How to Be Popular- it's a great book for distracting yourself from Eclipse. The Jason guy in that book was quite cool. I'd predicted right from the start that Steph was totally going to end up with him- it's a Meg Cabot, mind you.

Just like Romeo and Juliet as Bella had said in New Moon. "Romeo dumps Juliet and Juliet ends up with Paris" wouldn't have made it big, and everyone probably would have forgotten it by the 1600s.

Besides, all the Parises in this world are pretty rotten. I don't mean the country- I mean people, DOA (Dead Or Alive). Like take for instance, Paris from Troy, who only knew how to comfort other men's wives (chuckles). He didn't really redeem himself despite the fact that he'd killed Achilles. Hector is dead and he caused it indirectly. It's all his friggin' fault.

Then there's Paris from Romeo and Juliet. I can't remember, but I think he died. I vaguely remember him making some request to be laid next to Juliet's soon-to-be-fossil-fuel carcass or something like that. Romeo and Juliet turned out to have a terrible ending, thus the title "the Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet", not "the Love Story of Romeo and Juliet". Pardon me if this may sound biased, but anyone who claims Romeo and Juliet is a love story is lying through their teeth.

What kind of love story must that be if both died in the end?! Lose- lose situation. (Makes tsking sound)

Maybe it's not a good idea to get me started about Paris Hilton.
The reason why I advise all people around the planet not to get plastic surgery. Similarity: Michael Jackson. Haha.

And wouldn't you rather be bio degradable?! Oh zod, save the Earth. Please.




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(Actually I don't even know if she's gotten plastic surgery, but it looks like she has.)
I can't believe my mum called her pretty once. Um. She's not, for someone so rich.

Sorry about blibbering :)

I love all Tuesdays, plainly because of the subjects of the day. Triple English rocks! I love it so much. I do hope Miss Seto sets us essays sometime soon. I miss writing essays.

Speaking of essays, my last two essays have been horribly depressing. The second-last one I did, I killed my best friend (No... Don't worry Wei Hong, I don't see you enough these days to kill you). The last time round I did another essay, I made my best friend a drug trafficker.

Hahaha :D But no ulterior motives!

Right, so I'd best get going now. Sorry once more for not updating earlier! ♥

Love ya'all.

This is really quite dumb, but never mind anyway.
I DIDN'T KNOW I'M 984 FEET TALL!

I pwn Yao Ming. Haha beat that, dude. Your basketball will be puny in the hands of Amanda the Great(est).

But really. 173cm is enough. :)

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Amanda!

1. Medieval knights put the skin of Amanda on their sword handles to improve the grip.
2. Amanda is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
3. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Amanda!
4. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Amanda state'.
5. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Amanda!
6. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Amanda.
7. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Amanda.
8. Amanda is 984 feet tall!
9. Europe is the only continent that lacks Amanda!
10. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Amanda in 1504, after eighteen months work.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

...I have a statue of me by Michelangelo?! The last time I went to Europe I didn't see it!!! Julius Caesar. Coolest. Gotta read up about him.

I typed "Edward" in the blank box provided later on, and the funniest few facts they came up with are:

Ideally, Edward should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
(No, I like my man icy cold and sparkling, like a certain stupid, shiny Volvo owner.)
Edward can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
(I know he's 188cm, but even Jacob/Emmett, who are both six-five (192cm...) will never be that tall.)
The air around Edward is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
(And Bella described Edward as "icy cold". So who's lying?)
Edward became extinct in England in 1486.
(NO!!! CARLISLE SAVED HIM!!! Though Carlisle only existed since the 1600s. Ha.)

And the truest out of the truest.
"Edward can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid."

Quote Stephenie Meyer: Maybe a bomb will be hot enough to kill a vampire, but he/she will have to stay there nicely to let you kill him/her.

Interesting :D

"Carlisle told me about that, and I don't care, Edward, I don't care! You can have my soul. I don't want it without you- it's yours already!"
-Bella Swan, New Moon

I know I'd have people coming up to complain about today's QOTD- simply because it's taken from the most painful part of Twilight and New Moon combined. For instance, Elise is probably going to flood my tagboard with 6 months' worth of sorrow and despair she had suffered when she read about the (temporary) breakup Edward and Bella had.

Ha ha.

Today was pretty kickass; Mag, Huiling and I didn't have any papers to sit for, so we attempted to read Bio for the 1 hour and 45 minutes in class. Mr Ng came along later and he READ MY NOTEBOOK. Yes the very notebook where all emo and trash and incoherent mumblings can be found. It was even more distressing when he practically read it from cover to cover.

(He called himself) A tyrannic intruder of privacy! (Chuckles) But he's the King of 312 after all, and I'm only a commoner who can't even complete a decent question on Linear Law (rhyme unintended).

Hmph. At least I can write okay-ish, right?

Mr Ng bullied me some more by forcing me to read about 2 slides of the Missing Piece story slideshow. It was extremely humiliating!!! I sound retarded when I speak chinese sometimes. He was giggling all the way. Giggle, giggle. Little Mr Giggles.

Charlene's general knowledge about capitals, states and countries surprised me some- I was playing Hangman with her today and she stumped me with Prague. I reciprocated by giving her exotic countries like Appalachia and Albuquerque and Sparta (Mr Ng spoiled the Sparta one for her). CCCRY= Confounded Charlene Chan Rui Yin. Hmm. Sounds tasty.

Had Lit CT after school. The paper was kind of difficult to a certain extent but I wrote non-stop from the start to the end. I was utterly surprised at the end of the paper when my hand could still move after all that agonizing writing. The unseen poem was about some life-and-death issue trying to relate to us, poor 15-year-old Lit students, in the form of... apple picking.

No doubt, you've read it correctly. I know you must be asking "What kind of asdfghjkl poet conveys such sensitive messages via APPLES?!" Oh well. That's a really good question, but I don't have the answer. Ask Robert Frost. He's the doofus poet.

Ate at Long John's after school for a while before staggering back home. The terrible sleeping hours thing is really antagonizing me. Lack of sleep is starting to take effect. Plus eyebags, plus dark circles. Damn. Damn. Damn.

Stupid common test week; it's driving me up the walls. Never mind, I'm a perspicacious person. I will SURVIVE! One more day to Eclipseeeeee!

Oh, wait. I'm broke now. Sheesh. (Stamps foot)

SHEEEEESH!!!

I'm going ballistic, ballistic, ballistic. I've just ran 2 rounds around my house holding my tablet above my head and screaming at the top of my voice.

Maybe not "top of my voice". I'm too civilised. (Smirks)

If there's ONE spoiler section in Twilight Lexicon I shouldn't have read, it'd be THAT ONE. Oh my zod, Elise, you evil nincompoop with moss growing on your feet, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME READ THAT SPOILER!

You know my level of self-restraint, don't you?! Arrrrrrrrrrrr.

For all you confused Twilighters, it's just a tiny lil' spoiler poll thing, and it has incurred such a reaction from me. I'd name it an overreaction. Someone distract me, please. Prattle away about something unimportant before I rush off in my pyjamas (technically not PJs; just a racerback and FBTs, but, well) to rob Kinokuniya or something. Please please come quick, Saturday and Sunday. Hopefully I get to cancel Chem tuition on Friday, too.

I need more $ too! One thing that's terrible about August (other than the CTs) are the birthdays. They're merciless. My mum's, followed by my dad's, and I've got to get 2 cakes in one month, not to mention presents. Beep. Anyone's got a black stocking to spare?

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Mmmm. Back to tricuspid valves, chordae tendinaes, xylem cells and food chains. Shoo. Where's Brian? Misplaced him again.

I told you this blog is full of weird ramblings, particularly about Twilight and my latest infatuations... My thoughts are so incoherent now. BRIAN!

Oh zod. Another thing. Someone else has turned into a werewolf. Owch. Owwwwch. Just when we thought one Jacob was annoying enough. Jacob, for the love of everything Cullen, go get a life or return to bake your biscuits. But on a second thought, it's the villian that makes the stories interesting most of the time. Aside the love, the sex, the jokes, the whatever.

Now I'm occupying myself by laughing at a pink avatar which reads "Until Bella Swan moved here, we all thought he was gay". HAHAHA. (Clutches at stitches)

I've been staying indoors too much of the time. My skin's pastier than ever. Mmm. Well I don't particularly like the sun anyways, so that figures. :D

I shall stop spouting rubbish here.

Sunday morning rain is falling
Steal some covers share some skin
Clouds are shrouding us in moments unforgettable
You twist to fit the mold that I am in.

Awww. Eclipse, Eclipse, Eclipse. When everything gets intolerable I'd probably go on some killing spree, for all you know.

I still have damned tuition on Friday and Saturday. 3 tuitions in 2 days- Chemistry, Maths and Higher Chinese. Plus, my mum's stricter than ever. So who's leading the life of an eternal damned, Edward?

"If I can get a day to myself, I won't answer the phone, I'll read or go for a walk. Simple, basic things. People think there's always time to do that but there isn't. Life is short."

-Viggo Mortensen (Actor of Aragorn, the Lord of the Rings)

One paper's screwed, the other was okay.

You don't need to be a genius to know which was screwed- Chemistry or SS. OF COURSE it's the fugging Chemistry one. The people who suggested Chemistry be compulsory should all go right down to the bottom of the bog, or better, meet Hades and burn in hell. I'd send them flowers.

Dissected a sheep's heart for Biology practical today! It was awesome. One of the reasons why it was a great session was also because Mrs Ong, for the first time in days, didn't glare at me malevolently (i.e. shoot Star-Wars-worthy laser beams around). A really pleasant change! I was utterly exuberant and welcomed the Bio practical, for the first time in my life, with open arms.

Ostentatious facade :D

Yuqian blatantly refused to touch the heart and that was that. Hence I had to do the chopping and the gouging and the squishing (the squishing part was on my own accord, really...)

There were squeaks here and there during the practical.

Yuqian: Wah Amanda. You're my new idol man. You dare to touch (the heart)... So disgusting.
(Blogger's postnote: I hope the "disgusting" part was meant for the heart and not me)

Charlene: Eee. Yuqian, you more bimbo than me lor. See I also dare to touch.

Huiling: Ew, the heart's so slimy.

Stella: Why your (sheep's) heart so smelly one!!! (Looks revolted)

Mag: EEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Guanzhi: Ha ha, I like your newspaper. (Stares with wide eyes at it)
(There was a huge picture of this curvaceous model with a huge bust in lingerie.)

Timotheus: Eh I smack this thing (the heart) into your face ah!
(Mafia shall always be mafia. He's so mean to me.)

Lucas: Jamie will look at this heart and go "INSPIRATION!"

I think the Lucas quote is the best. Mrs Ong was fascinating today. She kept digging away into the heart with her gloved hands. Mmmn.

I was cheered up today by the Lit essay too. My analytical skills are okay after all :) I handed up my essay to Miss Rani during lunch and she handed it back to me, marked, and complete with constructive comments. She said I'd done pretty good on this essay, but I'd have to watch my timing. You know how I can get- I'd write and write and lose all track of time. Elise says my fanatical writing amuses her.

Went to KFC after school with Huiling, Jamie, Mag, Stella, and Yuqian. Mag was being funny again- she was supposed to go on a diet or something, but she forgot, and bought a meal to gobble up. Only after she bought the food did she remember about her supposed diet.

She still ate everything.

On the last note, read Xiaxue! I love her latest post about gay bloggers and loonies who keep emailing her stupid stuff. The emails are written so hastily; they sound extremely uncivilised and uneducated and immature. I'm beginning to think that I have something against immature people. Most of the time I turn out to be right about these kind of things. Sixth senses!

"Tell them (the centaurs) I mean no harm!"
"Sorry Professor, but I must not tell lies."

-Dolores Umbridge and Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

The E Maths paper was suckish. Stupid stupid stupid triangle and circle people.

I really do know how to push responsibility around, do I? :D

The Elective History one was okay. At least I understood the content, though I forgot to write about the Appeasement policy in Source C. My handwriting was extremely atrocious in that paper.

Got back Lit essays and test. The norm for Lit tests, are, well you know, and I got a 12. Miss Rani was supposed to award me 0.5 marks more!!! She wrote it in pencil but somehow she erased it off and replaced it with a 12. Damn. I've got no idea why. Mag received back her one word essay and all of us started laughing like mad.

One word essay, yes- Mag only wrote ONE word for the whole essay. (Kowtows to Mag) The word was a keyword, though. Red. (Shakes with laughter again)

All in all, today fugging irritated my arse off. I'm lamenting about every day everyday. But it really is frustrating. Why can't Friday come earlier!?!?!?!

I forgot. I still have 3 tuitions in all on Friday and Saturday. And whenever I ask my mum if I can go out with Huishan and Pris on Sunday she gives me this go-eat-your-dust look which is infuriating. Which also means that she refuses to give me an answer.

Damnit Carlisle Cullen, I wish you were real. Come and give me a little bite. My life will then officially start from then on. Sheesh.

If I were a vampire I wouldn't have to sleep, which means that I have 24 hours a day. But that's pretty pointless since I only sleep 4 hours a day. If I were immortal, what is 4 hours to me? And the whole speedy movements, flawless looks, predator instincts etc. I wish, I wish, I wish.

Lee Kuan Yew is trying to tell me something via the SS textbook. I don't want any other books other than Eclipse right now.

"How many wives wait at Troy's gates for husbands they will never see again?"
"Perhaps your brother can comfort them, I hear he's good at charming other men's wives."

-Hector and Achilles, Troy

A short update here!
(Considered short as compared to what I'm capable of)

Okay. First and foremost I had an okay-ish day... Tiring, though. Deciphered an immensely tough cloze passage on dead corals and a comprehension about heroic rocks (yes, rocks) during the Higher Chinese paper. English was quite okay. The passage was interesting enough for me to stare at it for 15 minutes before starting.

After I finished the summary I sat there and doodled mutated stick figures on my paper. Mr Ng walked past and muttered, "Eh I know your English very good. But check your work!" and proceeded to loom behind others after thwacking his trusty marker on my head. My engrish is not good.

Came home afterwards and stared at the E Maths textbook and cursed the triangle and circle people. These ancient beings obviously have a knack for ruining peoples' lives, particularly mine.

Secondly, Zhengning is singing on CSS 2 now. I better advise my mum to turn down the volume to save our tv speakers.

No, she's done it by herself D: Okay, haha.

"These violent delights have violent ends,
And in their triumph die like fire and powder:
Which as they kiss consume."

-Friar Laurence, Romeo and Juliet, Act II Scene six

I FEEL LIKE KILLING MYSELF!!!
Stupid asdfghjkl Common Tests . The bloody damn thing should just meet Hades and burn in hell.

My dad was mentioning something about end-of-year vacation. I HOPE HE DOES SOMETHING ABOUT IT :D I'm fantasizing Seattle, LA, New York, Florida, California, Canada.

And Alaska!!! Them adorable dogs. ♥

If it's more of a interesting-tour-with-lots-of-action maybe LA, New York, Florida and/or California. With New York coming out tops! I'd love to go to New York. But Florida's got Disneyland, right? I think. I can't remember. Someone educate me.

But it's all my wishful thinking. Alaska, indeed. Trust my mum to drape wet blankets over everything. The vacation thing will probably just exist in my sandcastles in the air. Sheesh.

When I grow up I'd move to Seattle. I love Singapore, from the food to the homely feelings to the shopping centres to the crazy stress levels, but the one thing I can't stand is the weather. The sun is killing me. It's warm, even at night. But since we're on the equator, which means no natural disasters, we don't have anything to complain about, do we?

All that dumb studying is corrupting my brains.



I feel like eating these now! :D AND there's nothing in the fridge.



>:(

WHERE IS WILLY WONKA WHEN I NEED HIM THE MOST!
Ah hah, whoops I forgot. He got possessed by Snape already.


Mmn. Look at the fudge. And the crimson cherries. Brownie attack!




Chocolate. All types. This is torturous. Ice cream, too. WIth M&Ms. Eeeech

Haha look at this. Spongebob Icecream!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGE! BOB! SQUARE! PANTS!


Omgz, even the cotton candy (which is supposed to be fake) looks tempting.
I'm going full-on Augustus Gloop already.
The stupid big fat nincompoop.

"Men will hunt us, the gods will curse us, but I'll love you. Until the day they burn my body, I'll love you." -Paris, Troy

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHERYL JIE <3


I'm drunk. I think. Ooohoohoo! Intoxicated post. Please skip if you don't want to confuse yourself.

Okay I'm se-riously going straight into RSM now. (RSM: Random Screensaver Mode)

I'd be spouting lots of trash and quoting lots of things. Uhhh.

So, yeah, I was talking about it to Elise just now and we actually called up each other and laughed our asses off. We don't understand anything. And THAT'S EFFING WHY WE'RE LAUGHING. Insider's joke. Yo ho, a pirates life for me :D

To put it simply, insiders' jokes + make-no-sense + stupid assumptions= helluva time for Botox. HAHAHAHAHA. You think I'm intoxicated.

"So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly are you going to do about it?"

"Why is the plane crashing?"

"The pilots are passed out drunk."

"Easy. I'd fly the plane."

Stewpid. Downright stupid. But we don't know anything about it- not much of the source anyways. Yeah. Thus we're giggling like mad and making dumb assumptions. I liked the "I'm amused at how something so tiny could be so annoying" thing. That one made me choke on my own spit.

Yeah, Elise, feeling cold? You'd warm up faster if you took your clothes off.
"Can you stop trying to take your clothes off?"

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I know I should be thrown into a booby patch. (Old-fashioned way of saying "Mental Institution", hahahahahaha)

Yes okay Elise- a post note here- Tell me about the Switzerland thing if you get to it before I do! And what with the Sleep-with-you. And the tent. And the Battle Hymn of the Republic thing. I imagine it's got something to do with J-r though :)

&Darling Elise, hate is a passionate emotion.


These are alllll insiders' jokes! Don't assume anything or you'd just end up getting all confused like Elise and I. Yeah. I mean, really. Whoopee. When the time comes you'd find out. I'd just say "no" to every assumption you guys make on my tagboard.

(I didn't know we have to tuck our thumbs in when we punch. Hmm, mafia should teach me. EH TIMOTHEUS!)

HAHAHAHA.

Stupid, shiny Volvo owner :D

"...But that doesn't change anything. You're still my enemy in the morning."
"You're still my enemy tonight. But even enemies can show respect."
-Achilles and Priam, Troy

NDP 07 yesterday was undoubtedly fascinating!

I totally miss NDP. As in, last year. How we moaned about the KFCs and the stupid cakey makeup and the antagonizing training sessions. But now I miss them all!

Watched Troy later on.
How can I forget how great Troy can get?! Especially what with all the Brad Pitt + Eric Bana + Orlando Bloom concotions. It's hardly fair, is it, lumping all the drop dead gorgeous actors together into a tragic Greek mythological story.

And I know you guys just want to see pictures. (Actually, more like "Kaiying" wants to see them pictures...)

First up. ERIC BANA! ♥
He was brilliant as Hector. A pity he had a wimpy Casanova for a younger brother.


"I see 50,000 men brought here to fight for one man's greed."

Brad Pitt.
The one that we've allllll been waiting for.
Oh maybe only Kaiying.

"Let no man forget how menacing we are, we are lions! Do you know what's waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours! "

Orlando Bloom.
I liked him better in Pirates. I loved him best in the Lord of the Rings!

"Father, you are a great king, because you love your country so much. Every blade of grass, every grain of sand, every rock in the river... You love all of Troy. That is the way I love Helen."

Noble, but maybe not noble enough. Besides, he staggers and hurls himself at his brother when he gets sliced on the leg. There's this warrior I saw in one part of the show who got shot by an arrow. His reaction: He broke off part of the arrow, grumbled something inaudible and carried on slewing Trojans. Ha ha.

Helen; played by Diane Kruger.

"Menelaus (her ex-husband) was a brave man. He fought for honor. And every day I was with him, I wanted to walk into the sea and drown."

Indeeeed. Her beauty is incomparable. No wonder they speak of her as the "face that launched a thousand ships".
I told Elise on MSN and she said, "And mine will launch a thousand aeroplanes!"
Me: "Yeah, the ones made of wood you can find in cereal boxes."

Enough of Troy! Well I recommend this show if you haven't caught it, as well as National Treasure, starring Nicolas Cage and Diane Kruger (the girl who plays Helen in Troy).

Toodles!♥

Useful ions, waste products, starch granules and gases or vapours are transported in plants.

Xylems are made up of dead cells. They are long and narrow and they have no cross walls.
(Well, I'm not! I have many living cells, say 5-6 million per drop of blood. I have no cross walls and I'm not long and narrow. I'm fat, and I'm short. Hmm, so this makes things easier when I want to remember properties of xylems. Woooooh this is so fascinating!)

Xylems provide mechanical support for the plant and transport water and mineral salts. Xylems contain lignin.

No wonder I find myself scratching away at a desire to major in English...

Talked to Elise just now. The girl is going bananas over some hunky American actor whose name I can't even remember. So he mustn't be really popular, can he? Anyways I told her:

Me: "They say Edward grew alot in Eclipse."
Elise: "WHAT?! He's already six-two!!!"
Me: "I mean... emotionally. Mentally. Not physically. So I see, the wooden cereal box aeroplanes have really dropped bombs and exploded what's left of your brains."

(Sighs) I get really bored looking at Biology notes, especially if you're dying from a migraine. I think the HTML code in my immune system's got a big fat major error. Even my mum doesn't trust me now.

I love talking to Elise! I shall go bombard her even more. Oh look, she's at my blog too. Hello Elise and her exploded brains!!!

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..."
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
-Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, Twilight

Sometimes, I think I know more things than I should. But yet sometimes things are kept from me and I have to dwell in the dark, with no other options. And yet some things are better left unsaid. It hurts to know but yet you want to get everything in your system.

When everything goes back to square one, you know that you've hurt nobody, only yourself.

AAAAAAAAA

AHHHHHHHHH



Yeah you don't need to be a genius to work out why I'm screaming like a headless walking living dead. The "living dead" part is necessary because that's what Elise just called me.

On MSN.
She saw some of my dps- I'd changed some snaps for her because she wanted to see if I went for plastic surgery or Botox or got into a overly animated fictional fantasy that included walking zombies we have to shoot dead.

If you know what I mean :) Elise and I talk in dead complex manners. This is just the skin of it...

ELISE! (Jacob sucks. Like my brother.) says:
Hey dear, nice new pictures. You look like the living dead. Next time I build a haunted house in Escape Theme Park during Halloween I'd invite you. No costumes nor makeup required- just wear your usual black.

The more I think of Fruits Basket, the sadder I feel. No idea why. Hormonal imbalances and my idiosyncrasies I reckon. Okay I'm off to do more screaming.

Now it's 1 am in the morning. If I don't return to school on Monday it means I'm trapped in the high-security ICU ward of the Institute of Mental Health.

Too noisy, surely.

I'm incoherent now. Sheesh. By the way, the guy Tay Ping Hui plays in the Ch8 pm show is so hardcore. And the girl Felicia Chin plays is dead thick-skinned. Someone send her a pair of vernier calipers to let her measure the thickness of her skin please, thank you very much.

"In Twilight it is about finding true love, in New Moon about losing true love, and Eclipse about choosing true love." -Stephenie Meyer

Sssssssssssssss.
I should really stop searching the word "Eclipse" up in Google. It's scary.

I came across another spoiler- a teeny one- and it made me ______ until it was excruciating. Hahaha Elise says I'm driving her crazy because, apparently, unlike Edward she can't read minds. Yeah. You can't read minds, so go read spoilers by yourself :D

I won't post any here. I promise.

Finished Fruits Basket- the entire series! I'm totally exhilarated with regards to the ending. It's a fantastic ending but it's really sad to see all 23 books come to an end. I think Momiji is a really, really good man. He gives up his love (Tohru) to let her fulfill her own happiness, which was to stay with Kyo. That's really heartwarming to read about... Loving someone is about making the person happy. Well if Momiji can't even grant Tohru her one true happiness- Kyo- what's love anyway?

Thus I think Momiji is going under my list of truly great lovers of all time. He didn't bear a grudge against Kyo at all... He just wanted Tohru to be happy. Wow. Not many can fulfill that requirement, really, seeing how self-centered and egoistic lovers are these days.

Like someone whose name starts with a J, ends with a B. Sucker. Do us all a favor and go burn in hell.

Controversy detected. Shit. Okay I shall keep my mouth shut.

Bought new Nikes today. I am a delighted girl.

3rd post today.
I just posted 5 minutes ago. This is so ultimately retarded.

Well I just wanna say that I think Huixian from CSS 2 is :( and Shawn is :D.
For the love of everything Cullen, we don't need another Rainie Yang. Huixian, as compared to the last CSS cycle's Teresa, can't sing for nuts. Eesh.

Plus, new on my list of cars ♥
Sho shexshy. (*Winces at twit talk*)

#1, as always, is the Aston Martin (either model, really, they all cost a bomb).
#2, the Lamborghini. By the way, the most expensive model of the Lamborghini is $1mil...
#3- I've swopped ranks. Now it's the BMW M3. Gorgeous.


The red one looks hotter, but it's still an M3. Who cares.

#4, the Audi TT Coupe. Yes, the "TT" part is necessary.



#5, realistic as ever, in Singapore, the Mini Cooper!

And no I don't like these cars just because some of them happen to appear in Twilight as the Cullens' cars! They're just cute, that's all. Carlisle's Mercedes (though very beautiful too), Emmett's Jeep, Alice's to-be Yellow Porsche (the Turbo 911), and Bella's Chevy don't make them ranks here :D

And of course NOT Jacob's motorbike/ Rabbit. I hate Jacob. He's evil.

I spotted a LAKERS' JERSEY today in an ancient issue of Seventeen. SOMEONE GET IT FOR MEEEEE! It costs $129, from Adidas Originals. :)



LA Lakersssss. Thanks to Elise's influences. Thanksfully I'm only into the Lakers and not most of the other things she's obsessed with, like the Cubs and the Arsenal and Liverpool and blah. LA Lakers are hot.

HI, IT'S ME AGAIN.

YES I'M BACK AFTER READING ALL THE ECLIPSE QOTDS. AND ALL? YES I MEAN THEM ALL.

Stephenie Meyer posted them over a period of time, and as the author, of course, she doesn't intend to spoil anything. But there're some friggingly funny ones. I started sputtering cereal (yeah, cereal in the afternoon) on my dad's computer (hope the ants don't give anything away).

And why am I back so early? I thought I was supposed to have a doctor's appointment? Yeah, I did. I called to cancel cos I knew I couldn't make it on time. When the doctor heard that I had been held up by a Chemistry test on Energy Changes he just about clucked his tongue in an I'm-so-sorry-about-your-mishap manner.

I'm lying. Everything else is true except for the mishap thing. Ha.
I shall stop digressing here.

ECLIPSE

QUOTES OF THE DAY(S)
They don't give away anything... Really. I'm just picking out the nicer ones.

"And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche." -Alice Cullen
(Blawger's note: HAHAHA. Good one Alice darling. But are Turbo 911s really that fantastic? I thought Lotus Elises woulda been more flashy.)

"I prefer brunettes." -Edward Cullen
(Brunettes? Really...)

"There's something…strange about the way you two are together… The way he watches you-it's so...protective. Like he's about to throw himself in front of a bullet to save you or something." — Renee Dwyer
(I wish MY guy would be like that. But such human guys are extinct already and they probably exist only in the forms of fictional excruciatingly beautiful blood consumers, so, go figure.)

"Edward’s only human, Bella. He's going to react like any other boy." -Angela Weber
(Snorts in contempt)

"Does my being half-naked bother you?" -Jacob Black
(Sheesh, Jacob, I'm with the vampires >:D)

"But...the...you...I...insane!" -Bella Swan
(I swore I felt the milk retreating from my throat as I tried not to burst out laughing. My throat ought to have valves.)

"Do you ever think that your life might be easier if you weren't in love with me?" -Edward Cullen
(*Screams hysterically*)

"I already know how strong you are. You didn't have to break the furniture." — Bella Swan
(This statement was either made to Edward or Emmett. Emmett, well, you know his size and Edward... Did Stephenie Meyer mention that it was a 60-inch plasma TV Edward broke in the New Moon chapter where Bella put her mortality to vote? Haha.)

"Would you like to hear my story, Bella? It doesn't have a happy ending- but which of ours does? If we had happy endings, we'd all be under gravestones now." -Rosalie Hale
(I sputtered the cereal at this one. I just found it hilarious. Maybe it's the difference in the sense of humour. Oosh.)

"Fall down again, Bella?"-Emmett Cullen
(Emmett, OLE!)

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV" -Jacob Black
(Not only is Jacob a werewolf, he's also a frog in the well. There's this funny association with animals... *Chuckles*)

"The stories say that the Cold Woman was the most beautiful thing human eyes had ever seen. She looked like the goddess of the dawn when she entered the village that morning; the sun was shining for once, and it glittered off her white skin and lit the golden hair that flowed down to her knees. Her face was magical in its beauty, her eyes black in her white face. Some fell to their knees to worship her." —Billy Black
(Wow. WOW. Who? Rosalie? Esme? Alice? Okay, no. Rosalie's and Esme's hair ain't that long, and Alice's hair is shorter than mine.)

"It's a good thing you're bulletproof." —Bella Swan
(I also started snorting when I read this one.)

"It's not like I'm headed off to Vegas to be a showgirl or anything." -Bella Swan
(Hardly. You can hardly be a showgirl in a gown, can you?)

Okay no more.
:D These quotes didn't harm, did it? And by the way, I don't like Jane. From the royal family with Aro, Marcus and Caius. Go away, Jane. You suck. Go eat bananas. And Jacob. I've decided. THAT I DON'T LIKE JACOB BLACK ANYMORE. MWAHAHAHA. May you two hold hands and burn in hell.

I got too carried away and left my Frosties to soak in the milk... Shit, now they're not Frosties, but Soggies. Sheesh.

Have a happy National Day in 2 days' time! Love y'all.