I DIDN'T KNOW I'M 984 FEET TALL!
I pwn Yao Ming. Haha beat that, dude. Your basketball will be puny in the hands of Amanda the Great(est).
But really. 173cm is enough. :)
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Amanda!
- Medieval knights put the skin of Amanda on their sword handles to improve the grip.
- Amanda is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
- A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Amanda!
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Amanda state'.
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Amanda!
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Amanda.
- Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Amanda.
- Amanda is 984 feet tall!
- Europe is the only continent that lacks Amanda!
- Michelangelo finished his great statue of Amanda in 1504, after eighteen months work.
...I have a statue of me by Michelangelo?! The last time I went to Europe I didn't see it!!! Julius Caesar. Coolest. Gotta read up about him.
I typed "Edward" in the blank box provided later on, and the funniest few facts they came up with are:
Ideally, Edward should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
(No, I like my man icy cold and sparkling, like a certain stupid, shiny Volvo owner.)
Edward can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
(I know he's 188cm, but even Jacob/Emmett, who are both six-five (192cm...) will never be that tall.)
The air around Edward is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
(And Bella described Edward as "icy cold". So who's lying?)
Edward became extinct in England in 1486.
(NO!!! CARLISLE SAVED HIM!!! Though Carlisle only existed since the 1600s. Ha.)
And the truest out of the truest.
"Edward can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid."
Quote Stephenie Meyer: Maybe a bomb will be hot enough to kill a vampire, but he/she will have to stay there nicely to let you kill him/her.
Interesting :D
