"If you can explain what love is, then it is not love after all."

-Zhang Yimou


Watched Bu Ke Bu Xin Yuan today.
It's this super touching Korean soap (Original title in Korean: Keulraesik)! Omgxz. I totally cried at the end. The girl's very pretty too; Son Ye Jin.

SK would find her familiar :D

This show's in the translated Mandarin title cos it was aired sometime ago in Channel U. The whole plot's just so tearjerking :(



Please do watch it, I guarantee satisfaction! But of course, you've got to decipher the plot, which is just a little confusing cos Son Ye Jin plays both her mum (when her mum was young) and herself (narrator). She is narrating her mum's first love story, etc etc.

Tsk cannot talk about it anymore, or I'd start crying and feeling sad.

That's all for now ♥
Tooooodles!

"Emos bleed black because they ink themselves. And when they slit their wrists the blood comes out very much black."

-Joan Tay and her Emo Theories


Hey wow okay.
I'M ALIVE
Someone pop the champagne.

As you guys know, I've MIA-ed for quite sometime already... Now I'm officially back. Had this whopping high fever (highest in 15 years) on Sunday, Monday and today, damnit. Record highest was about 39.2c, which was almost enough to make my brains shrivel up inside my skull. I was screaming from the agony, mind you. Only that I had no voice; so imagine a soundless scream :O

Somehow, I don't like soundless screams. They terrify me. I shall update according to chronological order. From last Friday onwards, when I was still alive and hopping.

Friday

Dissected a frog after school during Biology.

The dissection was freaking cool! And cruel. I think all my groupmates must have thought I was this professional first-rate sadist cos I was the red-eyed evil Osama assistant who pinned the frog's 4 limbs down onto the waxed tray, the one who slit open the skin on its belly and... and, alot more. Huiling and Ziting were my partners in crime. Eh, stare at them also leh!

Huiling was no better off! She started taking this long metal stick and digged out all the frog's intestines, which were pretty yucky. Ziting could even EAT LOLLIPOPS during dissection. Well the hint of cola Chupachups certainly masked the horrendous smell of the frog but all good things come to an end. She finished the lollipop and the odour was back :(

I did a truly obscene thing to the frog- cut its rectum. Correct! All the shit came out. Poooop.
There only a couple of pieces of dark green poop but the damned thing sure did smell disgusting.

Charlene, Yanling and Jwee popped over for a look. Yanling wasn't exactly grossed out but Jwee was. Charlene went around visiting different tables. Caitlyn's and Guanzhi's frogs had eggs in them. Ours just had alot of shit. The frogs' eggs look like caviar to me.

The stupid gloves made my hands itch alot after I removed them. Stella says I'm allergic to talcum powder. Hoho! No wonder I used to shriek whenever my gran tried to get me to use Prickly Heat talcum when I was a kid.

Went for chanting later on and saw my 2 best friends! ♥ Told them both about my interesting experiments and they were very much sickened (I showed them pictures). For the first time, Wei Hong actually gave me the thumbs-up. Not bad, best-friend like best-friend. Both equally gory. He didn't budge when we watched the bloody part in Cyborg last time. Heh.

Saturday

Went to Taka with mum after PTC. Ate and ate and ate.
Got contacts.
The lady took 1 hour to teach me how to jab the contacts into the right places of my eyeball.
I just couldn't open my eyes big enough O.o

Sunday

Went to pc for student activity :)
Sore throat started on Sunday! Tsk.

My youngest uncle, aunt and two youngest cousins came over. Hahaha they're really cute! Clarice and Reyes. Reyes can walk around already. Clarice loves cheesecake, just like me.
Okay I know I eat almost any kind of junk food.

Monday

Almost died from the 39.2c fever.
I was literally writhing in agony, I tell you! My temperature was so hot. my maid came into my room in the morning and started panicking like mad. Then she woke the whole house (aka my parents) and soon I was being watched and everything that they thought could ease my pain was stuffed down my throat.

Nothing worked.

At 1+ pm my mum and a trainee maid at home (my own was busy) dragged me to the doctor's. The walk downstairs was just like a journey of no return (if you get what I mean). My migraines had started and I was about to faint. Eyes went off focus; vision was damn blur. Throat was like a burning inferno and I somehow kept shivering though I was in black from top to toe, in a winter jacket and it had been a perfectly sunny day. Didn't go to the hospital cos it was too far away.

Waited for 1/2 an hour for my turn to come. I couldn't even sit straight and had to lie across the plastic chairs on the trainee maid's lap. I swear everyone was staring ): But I couldn't help it. The moment my mum opened the door into the doctor's for me, I crawled straight to the bed behind the doctor and collapsed there, hahaha. Doctor gave me a jab which hurt, but a reasonable price to keep my suffering at bay. More antibiotics came rolling in.

Random part:
Reading Charlene's blog now. CULT POT LOOKED FUN. IF ONLY I WASN'T ILL! >:(
Never mind, shit happens.
TWJ got to go for the concert with my ticket. He has to pay me $10. Yay.

Anyways, watched White Chicks and Mean Girls after downing lunch and my 4-course antibiotics. Fell asleep with my mouth open halfway through White Chicks. Dad came home at night and made me chow somemore herbs. Eeeeeeee.

Tuesday

Nothing much.

Wednesday (Today)

Just as boring.
Tried on black skinny jeans in Forever 21. Smiled at the mirror, frowned at the price tag.

Now I'm off to read people's blogs and see if there's any faster websites I can use to upload pictures :D Blogger's too slow, and I'm not as patient as Charlene.

Thanks all for the well-wishes!

Gollum: [Singing] The rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweet. Our only wish,
[Whacks the fish on the rock]
Gollum: To catch a fish,
[Another whack]
Gollum: So juicy sweet.

-The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers

Headphones: Wu Yue Tian- SHE

Thanks Charlene for the sponsorship ♥

School was so-so today. Ziting helped me with Math during PE cos they had freeplay and some of us ponned. :) Maths was confusing as usual and Chem disastrous as usual. Mr Nicky Liu, however, started off the lesson by letting us hear a ripoff from an undiscovered band (Boardphucks). Yeah one day I'd let you guys hear SCYTHE :O if possible. HAHAHA.

Bio was unusually interesting! Mrs Ong was talking about the solar system and freaking everyone out. She made it sound as if the Earth is going to be sucked into the Black Hole tomorrow. Then I thought about my reaction when I watched Armageddon years and years ago and started laughing. Didn't sleep for a few nights cos I kept thinking that a meteorite was going to blast me apart.

Mrs Ong tried teaching Ecology today, but when she talked about parasitism she suddenly strayed into the topic of worms and gross insects like tsetse flies that fly into your eyes and lay eggs there. When the baby worms hatch they'd flit across your eyeballs.

Then Timotheus was being nice to Charlene by telling her that she had elephantiasis
ROFL. I haven't laughed so much in days.

Bio can be gross, especially when your teacher starts talking about how the worms crawl into your body and appear in your intestines or whatever part of your body you can think of. All the things she said about salmon made me go right off that pretty raw fish my mum loves.

After the lesson Timotheus started reliving the horrors and re-explained all the worm-in-your-eyes thing to Huiling and I, all in this super exaggerated manner. Then what about the worms exploding from your eyes (!@#$%). And he learnt how to do the Saloma dance but he dances like a robot with a stroke. Trust me- Huiling, Jemimah, Mag, and I are the best dancers.

After school I waited for ONE hour for mum to arrive.
Was about to melt under the sun.

My gran was in the car with her and they took me to KAP Macs to grab lunch. They've replaced the counter person with a machine that allows the counter person to speak from within the Macs itself. Yah and my gran was super funny. My confused mum was talking to that box and my gran was like "Wah kia si lang, le kah siang kong wei!"

(Wah scary, who you talking to)

Sometimes, technology makes big jokes out of everything.

Oh and I can't seem to upload pictures all of a sudden. The ones in the previous posts were fine but I don't know what's happening to the damned thing now.

1. Beer:
Tastes weird.

2. Anorexics:
Walking toothpicks and ironing boards

3. Relationships:
Trust

5. Power Rangers:
ELISE HAHAHAHA

6. Life:
Something we'd never get out being a virgin because it screws us all anyway

9. The President:
The White House!

10. Awesome:
Chick magnets (for some reason)

11. Cars:
FERRARIS AND BEETLES:D

12. Gas Prices:
That's alright, that's okay, you're gonna pump our gas one day!

13. Halloween:
Pumpkins and trick or treat!

14. Sex :
Female.

15. Religion:
Dunno. :\ *shrugs*

16. Myspace:
Emo! (See I don't use Myspace therefore I'm not emo. Beep)

17. Fear:
Maths and Science and CombHumans.

18. Marriage:
There's the engagement ring diamond ring and suffering.

19. Blondes:
NORBIT!

20. Brunettes:
Rockass. Brunettes are coolest.

21. Redheads:
Ronald Weasley!

22. Asians:
Proud to be one. Small eyes too :)

23.Pass the time:
Sleeping with my eyes open!

24. One night stands:
Pointless!

25: Cell Phone:
Fine with mine, But I wouldn't say no to a chic new one ♥

27: Smoke:
*Coughs violently*

28: Vanilla Ice cream:
YUM! Cookies and cream is better.

29: Port a Potties:
Some kind of diaper?

30: Highschool Life:
Good and bad stuff. Wonder how Americans have it!

31. Pyjamas:
Something comfy.

32. stars:
Paris Hilton is a star, and stars are blind HAHAHA

33.wet socks:
Ew! Stinkor.

34. Alcohol:
Wine!

35. The word love:
Abstract.

36. Friends:
Kaiying Jos Huiling Mag Stella Grace and many many more! You guys know who you are. Oh basically the whole of <312.

37. Money:
I WANT I WANT I WANT!
Sometimes money reminds me of Donald Trump. (I'd pay for this!)

38. Heartache:
Disappointment.

39. Time:
Make it stop, stop, STOP!

40. Divorce:
Kids are the ultimate victims.

41. Dogs:
Cute lil pups leave me squealing.

42. Underpants:
CAAAAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

43. Parents:
Control freaks + Nice sometimes.
Oh and alot alot alot of PMS

44. Kids:
Lil' cute ones are fine by me :)

45. Stripper:
Nightclubs?

46. Blogs:
Yay! *jumps around*

47. News:
Gossip and current affairs.

48. Weddings:
Quite the stereotype, but pretty much the white lace and champagne glasses and see-who-will-catch-the-bouquet.

49. Pizza:
Hawaiian ♥

50. Kleenex:
Tissue lor, then?

Got this off Jamie's blog. :]

MY BEST FRIEND HAS THE COOLEST KICKASS HAIR!

Somethang flom Yanlingxz's bloog.

[ ] Gotten a referral.
[x] Gotten detention. (Mr Peter Tan, hahaha. Then Sheryl started coughing and he thought she was really ill so he sent her, JudithQ and I away. Rofl!)
[x] Gotten your cell phone taken away.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[x] Chewed gum during class.

TOTAL SO FAR: 3

[ ] Been late to a class more than 10
times.
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times.
[ ] Returned at least 5 projects in late.
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[ ] Skipped class at least 3 times.
[ ] Laughed so hard you got kicked out of class

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[ ] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm. (In primary school one of my classmates did!)
[x] Went on myspace; friendster; xanga; etc on the computer at school
[x] Took pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during school hours.
[x] Listened to an ipod/cd player/mp3 during class.
[ ] Hit a teacher with a textbook.

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[ ] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code
[x] Ate food during class.

TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[x] Gotten a call home (Um, Mr Ng when I forgot to bring my travel declaration form.)
[ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go
[x] Used passes from other days/ Or made fake pass
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[x] Slept in class (With my eyes open)
[ ] Threw paper balls at the teacher
[ ] Threatened a teacher
[ ] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
[x] Treated the teacher as invisible

TOTAL: 21

times your total by 3

i am 61% hated in school.
INTERESTING:D

Peter: So, you want some champagne? How'd that get in there? Oh, don't cry.

-Spiderman 3

HAHAHA okay I just remembered that quote
SUPER FUNNY
+ All the facial expressions. People who watched Spidey 3 ought to know.

Yah today was quite bad as usual. Amused myself throughout the day by inking on my wrists.

Cut along the dotted line :)

Jemimah taught me how to fake a slit during Lit.
Inked a skull on Jamie's neck (she asked for it!).

CHEMISTRY IS SO BORING. Die, creators, die! Thought about the new Maroon 5 album during Chem while calculating percentage purity, or I'd have fallen asleep alongside Kat (who already looked half-asleep). But one amusing thing about Kat is that she can look half-asleep but get all her Maths stuff correct. *Growls*

I am pissed with people who visit and don't tag. Huh Elise?! Yeah you better tag when you visit, or I'd turn you into a potato with my Harry Potter magic wand if I ever find out.

Jacket, mashed, steamed, boiled, fried- take your pick. Hahaha.

QotD

Trinity: Six hours ago, I was ready to give my life for you. Do you know what has changed in the last six hours?
Neo: No.
Trinity: Nothing.

-The Matrix Revolutions


Gosh, I'm pro.
I opened 3 Blogger Create Post windows without realising it. -_-
My brain works in a funny way.

Jemimah exposed me on her blog! Damn. Hahaha, I think everyone'd have stuff to laugh about already. But actually there's nothing wrong with wearing a dress. Is there?

Another thing I want to talk about is the class tee design... I think I'm backing out already. Maybe I can offer Jemimah some help, just a little, but I'm not going to do the main thing. Class tee designs are forever controversial, and I hope not to break the promise I made to myself in Sec2. Yeah it's really tough designing a class tee. I had vowed not to design another shirt unless I was held at gunpoint or whatever. Help Jemimah, sure. But main design? Chances are nada, kosong, zeelo.

There're really alot alot alot alot of people who can help too. Like Joscelin, Jamie, Haoting. They're Higher Art students!!! Their drawing definitely is better than mine. Serious. Go approach them! I'm sure they'd be happy to help. My scribbles are more suited for doodles on textbooks and notes.

Sorry for looking as though I'm going to boycott the entire tee or something... But I will give Jemimah my full moral support :D And I'd try to help her. Maybe I can help her by doing her chinese tuition homework, hahaha. Then she'd have more time to design.

Tag replies are back up! I sincerely thank you for tagging. Really appreciate that.
Come to my blog, tag. Read, tag. Just tag. I don't care if you just say hello byebye see you go and die or whatever- just tag. Greet. Basic form of manners! Hahaha.

Maylynn: Okay, I've been to the blog. :]

Ivy: Yuck, ants! I'd rather watch Spidey swinging around and his beautiful best friend go insane ROFL.

Yanling: Octopus! Yah. Should combine him with that octopus from Pirates of the Caribbean. Damn cool! Then can eat Tako Pachi. Gosh I like Tako Pachi. But I don't like octopus, I like the ham and cheese one. Jwee is not fat!!! If she's fat, I ought to be locked up in the Singapore Zoological Gardens' buffalo cage.

Jwee: James Franco has a cute cockeye? Speak english omg. You intrigue me. His hair was all cemented in Spidey 2, ew.

Yi Kai: James Franco is hot! Ask Ivy; you'd get the same answer, I promise.

Gabby: Okay I'd relink! But give me some time!

Jemimah: Why am I funny? In a good or bad way! Tell me. You already exposed me! Beep.

Okay, I know this is really random but I've got nothing much to post about today.
Except for the fact that I've degraded my didi to an angel from hell and Keith to a heavenly figure.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + Smart woman= Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman= Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman= Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman= Pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + Smart employee= Profit
Smart boss + Dumb employee= Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee= Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee= Overtime

"A man will pay $2 for a $1 thing he needs and a woman would pay $1 for a $2 thing she doesn't need."

"A woman worries about her future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife."

(I say Brrr, it's cold in here!)

Once upon a time there was this great french general by the name of Napoleon.
He had many armies around Europe and he always liked visiting them and talking to the top generals of the army. One day, he decided to pay a visit to an English army of his. As the general was an Englishman who could only understand English and Napoleon could only understand French, the advisors came up with a plan to teach the general how to answer Napoleon's questions.

Napoleon was famous for asking the following 3 questions: 1) How old are you? 2) How long have you been in this army? and 3) Which army do you like?. Thus the advisors taught the general how to respond in French to Napoleon, in the questions' sequence. The general was 28 years old, served in the army for 10 months and liked both armies (preferably to get on Napoleon's side).

The very day came when Napoleon reached England. Parades were held and lavish decorations filled the passageways of the ceremonial ground. The much anticipated Napoleon had finally arrived and he went up to the general. Smiling slightly, he asked:

"How long have you been in this army?"
"28 years."

Napoleon raised his eyebrow but did not further comment.

"How old are you?"
"10 months."

Napoleon thought this general was trying to be funny. He shouted, "What! How can you be 10 months old?! Are you crazy or am I crazy?!"

"Both."

Moral of the story: Do not assume :D

Another one!

Xiao Ming is a little boy in kindergarten. One day his teacher asked him, "Xiao Ming, what is ABC!"

Stumped, Xiao Ming shrugged. Though displeased, his teacher gave him a day to ask anyone he knew and he was to return with the answer tomorrow.

Upon reaching home, Xiao Ming slammed open the door and shouted at the first person he saw- his mother. "Mummy, what is ABC?!"

His mother was busily SMSing someone with her new phone and waved her hand impatiently. "SMS, SMS!" she shooed him away thereafter.

His elder brother was playing computer games. "Korkor, what's ABC?" asked Xiao Ming. His brother, apparently too engrossed in his game, exclaimed, "Come on! Come on!"

Xiao Ming then decided to ask his grandmother. He flung open her bedroom door without knocking and found her praying to Tua Pek Kong. "Ah-ma, what's ABC!" asked Xiao Ming for the last time.

Infatuated with her prayers, Ah-ma merely muttered, "Tua Pek Kong... Tua Pek Kong..."

The teacher qeustioned Xiao Ming again the next day. "Xiao Ming, what is ABC?"

"SMS! SMS!"

Angered, the teacher exclaimed, "What's this? You want me to punish you?"

Xiao Ming hollered, "Come on! Come on!"

The teacher snapped and asked Xiao Ming, "Who taught you these things!"

"Tua Pek Kong! Tua Pek Kong!"

Heh, moral of the story: Do not listen to adults. HAHAHA

I really want to sleep. Zzzzz. If only.

Watching Spidey 2 now on TV and gawking at how James Franco looked like in the previous eps!
Gosh. His hairstylist ought to be sacked.
Doc Oct has a huge belly. Eeeep

Went for Off Centre yesterday and the show was quite cool! Okay probably not the last part, when the rapidly flickering white lights temporarily blinded me. :\

Started off with a bang by going for tuition first. Tuition was good as usual, but when I first met Jiemin outside (I was early! For the first time in months!), she totally freaked me out by shouting "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!". I thought I had this major wardrobe malfunction or something, but turned out that she was really surprised at what I wore. Hahaha yeah I know I'm the typical bedhead clad in Tshirt-Levi's-Converse half the time, but I've got as many skirts as pants/jeans I have in my room.

Unbelievable, no? :D

Met Huiling later on at City Hall MRT. Trekked to Subway at Marina Square and gorged! Subway's brilliant, especially their cookies and 6-inch loaves. *Salivates*

Mag called up Huiling later on and asked for help cos she didn't know where she was -_- Convo went something like:

Mag: Eh Huiling... I don't know where I am leh!
Huiling: Oh my gosh. What do you see around you? Where are you?
Mag: I see "Marina Square" opposite...
Huiling: *Gives exasperated look* Anything else?
Mag: Oh, got bus stop!
Huiling: Whoa where is that!
Mag: I see... I see... I see durian leh. Oh, Esplanade!
Jemimah, Huiling and I: -____-

The start of the play was pretty funny and tense, cos the audience kept streaming in bit by bit and hence disrupted everyone's train of thoughts as well as the time the actor of Vinod took to start. Overall the whole play was pretty okay. Azman was damn cute! Oh my gosh. Yeah I was squealing when he entered cos after all, Jemimah and I spent lots of time on our project trying to draw that particular scene of him and Saloma depicting Apathy.

Emily Gan was pretty unexpected. She kept jumping out and yelling "HELLO!" or "BYEBYE!" and everyone would start. When Vinod began to break down towards the end, he said his lines that had fuck! in them and when he did so for the first time, the audience let out this dull Oh... but nobody made a big deal out of it in the end. The part with PC was quite funny; he shoved a hanger in between Vinod's legs. Then Vinod imitated shooting with a rifle and ended up looking as though he was masturbating -.- The audience was quite fascinated.

Went home after the show with my feet hurting like crazy. Stupid slippers.

I think that's about it for Saturday! Today was spent boringly. Was down with a migraine half the time. Meant to complete Maths but wasn't quite well enough to do it... I'd try to do as much as I can later. *Sighs*

Off Centre pictures later, okay? Promise. Must get those on Huiling's digicam too!

Replied tags!♥

Yanling: Hahaha okay okay you're nice. :] No, that guy probably had some food sent up to him by his parents occasionally, I don't know. I didn't really watch that show, but I know for sure that what he went through is true.

Jwee: Good question: How can he survive! Yeah. Gosh, I think he'd go insane from sitting in that cage even though he initially ain't insane.

Ziting: Did that out of boredom. Lol I do weird things when I'm bored.

Ivy: Yup, I really should have watched that show! Brrr.

Estella: I looked hot? Aiyah Estella. You're only half correct! I'm hot, EVERYDAY! *Giggles* But of course, there's no denying.

Yi-xin: My maid's kewl? Okay I go tell her. And you still owe me a trip to Cafe Cartel's! And tell me if Timotheus bullied you (though highly impossible *Winks*). I'd concuss him. Cos I only lent you to him!

Jemimah: Suwer suwer. Be patient. I'm also waiting for Huiling. Tsk I'd be so exposed.


ONE MORE THING
BONUS PICTURE
For delightful James Franco fans like ME
And Yihua!



I seriously think he really fits the role of
EDWARD CULLEN!!!
*screams*

Gosh, okay, I've reread the previous postie and I know it's just going to turn you guys off.

NEVER MIND, LIFE GOES ON :D

Very random pictures of my... maid
Hahaha yeah

She tried to make me eat my vitamins *pukes* and chased me around the house, so I told her that I'd eat them if she lets me take weird pictures of her

She was so obliging and started posing :O


K, Okay, I tried to assassinate her first.
Too much violent PS2 games.


Slitnecks! *Giggles*


Then I asked her to pose like a model
And I told her that she'd probably get kicked out of the first round of AnTM


Oh and she waved like a president

Last but not least


SPIDEY HAS A NICE BUTT :)

I've just heard about the contents of the show on Ch U Xi You Ji- the one hosted by Belinda Lee. She goes around the world seeking Singaporeans who have left their homes to foreign lands to live, fulfil missions etc. So far I've only watched 1 episode, the one about the lady in Norway.

I probably would have gladly traded that episode for the latest one aired on TV.

I wasn't fortunate enough to catch that episode, but my mum did and she described everything to me. The whole thing's really freaky and touching at the same time. If I were to watch it I would probably have started crying or something.

Basically, Belinda visits this fellow Singaporean lady who had migrated to a third-world country to help people. This lady's called Fangfang and she goes around the region of the mountains to aid the villagers. These villagers are not there for no reason- most of them are isolated by their government due to different reasons. The houses on the mountains are so far away from one another that Fangfang had to slide across huge chasms between mountain regions to get from one house to another. By what? By this rather rotten pulley system built ages ago. Without safety nets below. Thus if she loses her grip or it just happened to be a nasty day, there'd be a possibility that she will plunge miles down to her death. She can take up to days just to travel from one house to another!

The first story I'm going to describe briefly revolve around the stranded orphans in that country. The country (yet to find out) does not have an orphanage, so most kids who have lost their kins usually roam around and make their own livings. There's this little girl who had lost her parents and only brother to a landslide. She actually saw her parents and brother get buried alive by the landslide with her own eyes. Hence she's traumatized till today and refuses to speak to anyone.

The next story I heard was the most horrifying I'd heard. I swear upon my PS2 all these are real. Oh and throw in my crumpler, neoprint album, Adidas superstars and cellphone if you think I'm lying. ;)

Up in the mountain regions there was this 18-year-old guy who was probably emotionally damaged or stressed by something. He had burnt down his parents' house on impulse and thus, his parents thought he was senile. You know what they did?

Till now I don't want to believe what his very own parents had to resort to.

They sent him higher up into the mountains and told him to sit there. Then they gave him a little talk and instructed him to sit at a particular spot where they would construct a made-to-measure hut for him.

Never did he know he'd sit at that spot for the rest of his life.

This guy's parents made a tiny hut for him- so limited in vertical measurements he couldn't even stand in the hut cage. They literally caged him up and imprisoned him! But do you know what he did? He just sat there without retaliating at all, as he watched his parents build the cage around him, wooden plank by plank until he was completely boxed up with only a gap in front of him to look out from. As I had said, there was simply no allowance for him to stand and he can only huddle in that exact spot.

He does not come out of that cage to eat, to walk about or even bathe.
His waste, both solid and liquid, are deposited within less than 50 cm of him.

GOSH.

Wait, there's still more.
No one's there to talk to him, so he's locked in 24/7 without anything to do. The only visitors he get are probably his parents once in a blue moon, and Fangfang, who braves the brutal weather to pass him food everyday.

He has been living in that box for EIGHT years.
Eight years, can you believe that?

As I have mentioned, he was 18 years old when they thought that he was insane. Now he's 26, a full grown man who had lived in that cage, despite heavy snow, rain or sun.

Belinda was afraid, initially, to meet him. However he proved her entirely wrong. That guy is not mad. He's probably just a little autistic and shy from being boxed up for 8 years, but he even shook Belinda's hand when she stuck her hand through the little gap. He spoke and said stuff that, I doubt, would make you believe that he was senile.

That's life, for him. Eight years. If you do a little math here, it means that he'd been living in that cage since we were 7. He's still sitting there now.
PRIMARY ONE. Now we're already halfway through Sec 3!

After hearing about some of the contents of the show, I really felt bad. So did Elise who had, fortunately, caught that very episode. She was like, "Here I am worrying about whether I should get black or gold stillettos when there's someone out there in the mountains without even basic needs of living!" on msn. You guys should really ought to catch that particular episode, and I will do my best to. MobTV, Youtube, anything. Everything just sounds so...

Unbelievable.
Remember, there are always much more unfortunate people on Earth. Wave aside that fact that you didn't pass Math or Chem or whatever. You're ALIVE. With the basic needs of a human, and I'm extremely sure, more than just that.

Ouch, don't shout at me if you felt horrible reading this post. Be it "An utter waste of time" or "Do you expect me to believe this". It's okay. I'm just sharing what I want to say :)

More about my own very privileged life later on next time.

My dad is really, really, REALLY pissing me off now.
Both my parents seem to have extraordinary telepathy. Both take turns to drive me up the walls.

I was trying to do Choir tee now and he's just threw a load of iced water on my already extremely dampened spirits. I can't stand him any longer. If I fail to produce the Choir tee, I swear it's entirely his fault. Shit, my life's purely living hell.

Probably enough to make me get another migraine attack again, but I'm already suffering from partial insomnia. All he can do is blame me, me, me, and... er, me. Yeah he's also attributing effort and sweat to my insomnia at night due to excessive dreaming. Excessive dreaming makes me even more lethargic. Eyebags (I've never had any in my life, until now) are also steadily forming and one day I'm going to compete with Luo Zhixiang in terms of density of eyebags, gawdamnit.

Coincidentally, "excessive dreaming" is one of the many symptoms of depression. I've just read the whole list of symptoms and I don't want to disclose in public here regarding the number of symptoms I've contracted. I just want to let off steam, and I really, really need someone to listen.

Damn!

I was unmercifully woken up at 5.50am this morning by a migraine.
Gosh, was I irritated.

Took 2 painkillers but the damn thing didn't subside till 6.30am, so my maid decided to let me have a lie-in and a break from school. Woke again at around 9.30am and the pain had gone away.

Went for tuition and sang "Tarzan and Jane" throughout the whole Chem session to keep me from annihilating my brains.
Joan was shouting away and Kim asked if I was stressed :D

Then came the horror. I got scammed by Cheong Hui Ling! Gosh, so sia suay. And she conned me into exclaiming "THANK YOU HANDSOME" to Timotheus (via sms).
Tomorrow he's going to suan me, probably for being so gullible.

Thank you for the "get well soon" smses peeeeeps! I really appreciate them. Sorry for not being able to reply earlier too; my phone was half dead, like me.

Byebye, more next time! ♥

I just read somewhere that
another words for "Brothel" is "Sporting House"

Gosh, I've bought sneaks from the Royal Sporting House before D:

Okay my famous last words:

Timotheus, it's not that I didn't ask for it. In fact I've asked too many times it slipped your mind -_-
Kristel and Kailer: I've linked you two. Sorry for the delay!

JAM TIME ♥

YES YES YES I FOUND IT
ON IMEEEEEM!

200 Pounds Beauty's two favourite songs of mine (Star & Maria)
Byul has an addictive voice. The artiste of Star.






HAHAHAHA
THE TARZAN SONG
Only when I heard the song did I realise how many errors I made in the bridges and verses :O

Lyrics go with it. I can imagine Yanling singing.


Deep in the jungle,
In the land of adventure, lives Tarzan

Oo-ee-oo-ee..
I am Jane and I love to ride an elephant

My name is Tarzan, I am Jungle-Man
The tree-top swinger from Jungle-land
Come, Baby come, I will take you for a swing
Lets go honey, I'm tingling

Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan Is strong
He's really cute and his hair is long
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
So listen to the Jungle Song

Oo-ee-oo-ee..
I am Tarzan from Jungle, You can be my friend
Oo-ee-oo-ee
I am Jane and I love to ride an elephant

When you touch me, I feel funny
I feel it too when you're touching me
Come to my tree-house, to my party
Yes I'll go if you carry me

Tarzan is handsome, full of surprise
He's really cute and his hair is nice
Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
So listen to the jungle song
[repeat]

Go cheetah, Get Banana
Hey Monkey, Get Funky

When I am dancing, I feel funky
Why do you keep ignoring me?
Tarzan is here, come kiss me baby
Oochie coochie, kiss me tenderly

Tarzan is handsome, Tarzan is strong
He's really cute and his hair is long
Tarzan ia handsome, Tarzan is strong
So listen to the jungle song
[repeat]
And so they got funky, but will Tarzan have Jane?
Stay tuned!

Comp's going nuts again.
Goodbyeeeeee!

Comp's going MAD!
Sorry for the lack of new posts and updates.

Week went like this:

Thursday

Watched Spidey 3 with about 1/3 of 312 at Orchard Cine. Spidey was fantastic as usual, but I was sad at the last part when Harry Osbourn died. James Franco is HOT! Why did the producers have to make him die. Gosh, they're so jealous and unfeeling towards hot guys that have to play villian-turned-good guy.

Friday

Had to pangseh Huiling and Jos and Kaiying. SORRY GIRLS! I'm really apologetic 'bout the last-minute notice, but some things (like my mum) are really beyond my control. I was really upset with my mum cos she made my Thursday outing with the class rather unhappy. Or to be fair, I could have enjoyed myself a little bit more if I didn't have to constantly worry about what time I had to reach home etc.

Sometimes, you have to be grateful for such nitty-gritty details in your life (like your mum giving you an amazingly peaceful time while you're out with your friends, if she ever does let you go out). Appreciate!!!


Saturday

Went out with Ivy and Shandy jie, to Tiong Bahru to watch 200 Pounds Beauty. Mum allowed cos she knows Ivy jie and the latter asked her personally. God, did that show make me cry. The last part was so touching! The storyline, actors and actresses were excellent. Especially the girl (undoubtedly after her makeover!), who made me drop Erika Toda (Misa-misa, Death Note) one rank down to #2 on my Pretty Actresses list. Gotta find out her name, and the OSTs.

Please send me them OSTs if you have any, via MSN. Thank you! ♥

Was only slightly late for tuition at Bugis. The teacher talked about more interesting stuff (last week was Hong Lou Meng. Purely fascinating!). She talked about that crazy fangirl of Andy Lau and related items. Everyone was groaning at the stupidity of it all and perspiring from the queerness, no doubt about it.

Went shopping with Jemimah later on at Bugis Street and Bugis Icon before heading to PC for Oko Ceremony. Bought a pair of gingerbread man earrings and a candy machine :O

Today

Woke up with a migraine. Watched Deal or No Deal and The Parent Trap on TV just now. Lindsay Lohan was super cute! (Last time.)

Damn, it's back to school tomorrow. Makes me annoyed. Very annoyed.

There are too many photos and so little time, not to mention a constantly rebelling tpc. Somemore next time, I promise. Okay?

Omg I found the Yi Lu Xiang Bei MV!
Quite sad ):



Especially the last part where the girl betrays Jay Chou.
I was like Omg, you don't want him can give me, you know.

As if :D

Jolin Tsai's Mr Q MV's got Edison Chen in it, so I'm totally watching that.

Headphones: Nothing in This World- Paris Hilton

Somebody send me this song. It's amusing.
My life is going down the rubbish chute. Hip hip hurray.

And one more thing

MR NG, MY HAIR IS NOT LIKE A BUSH ):

Oh mans, I just got it hacked off a week ago! I think Mr Ng's got this obsessive thing about cutting hair, just like me (sometimes).

So that means Miss Seto looks like me and Mr Ng IS like me! Heh heh heh I'm sorry but I think you've come at the wrong time cos now's my wowazonkiemamaletsspoutrubbish time. Hahahahahaha

Tag replies.
On the first page of my cbox only :)
I'm sorry about this but I've been reading all your tags. Thank you for your kind understanding!

Kai Ler: Yeah okay I'd link you! Sorry for the delay.

Kaiying: "Pete is yours"? I've never wanted Pete in the first place. I like pretty actors, I don't know why, not those whose bodies are emblazoned with 32423425 tattoos. So rest assured. ♥

Charlene: Stalk me, of course fun! >:( Hahaha. You get to see my house already, happy?

Wangpo: You love my blog? Thank you! I appreciate that. Thanks a bunch for tagging too, heh.

Joan: Youuuu pangseh-ed me accidentally-on-purpose right! *Growls* And I must keep my phone away from you or you'd start taking so many pictures of yourself it'd clog up my phone memory. And show me Cheo. I'm very fascinated.

Jemimah: Of course I giggle. Okay I snort and laugh too. Good balance :)

Yi-xin: Yup, I FINALLY blogged. Your blog's growing lots of mushrooms too, so you best add something soon :D

Yanling: Your life is good, unlike mine. My life is like a rectum. Full of Shit.

Maylynn: It's a nice picture and you posed for it anyways. *Grins*

Yihua: Heh which ones? The random ones at VCH right. Charlene's heavenly nostrils.

Okay, thanks alot to those who came here to tag!

I swear Chemistry is bloody annoying.
IT REALLY IS.
Screw the inventors.

After today's paper I had people telling me either a) "Amanda! Section A and B quite easy you know!" or b) "Section C easier!" or c) "Fail liao lah." OF COURSE I'm under the category C, but for people under category a and b, please tell me, do you guys actually understand Arabic/ Greek/ Italian/ Tagalog?! Cos I don't. I really don't.

It's not that I don't mug hard enough, or that I use my Mole Concept notes to rub my butt in the loo. I DO STUDY. But Chem is hard for Brian to decipher and it's not entirely my fault, right? I can't really remember the information too.

Just a couple of days ago, my dad told me that according to research, the brains of smarter people actually have more folds than the normal brain. I bet you 50 bucks my brain has no folds at all.
The only thing I like about school is the English essay-writing.
Then I think I screwed this mid-year's English essay.
Oh, fuck. I feel like running headfirst into a solid wall.

Maybe I shall post something more light-hearted next time.
Like,

Most interesting conversation of the day!

Me: Auntie, I think I'm dehydrated. (I really am)
My maid: I give you water?
Me: Okay.
Me, 10 seconds later: If I die of dehydration how? Or maybe I study study study then I go siao? You bring me to hospital hor.
My maid: No.
Me: Why?
My maid: Because no hospital want to take you. When I register your name with the nurse, the computer auto-reject because you too sot, very dangerous.
Me: Then I go IMH. My friend already book ward 246 for me.
My maid: No, you go there also no use. They will definitely kick you out because you will kill all the staff there.

Coincidentally, when I told CWH last time that I was going to die, he said, "Oh. Need coffin or not?"

People these days are really concerned about you :)

The most interesting conversation today:

Me: Hong, do you take Higher Chinese.
CWH: *Looks revolted*
Me: Wha- means got take or not?
CWH: *Looks revolted again* EEE NO! WO BU SHI ZHONG GUO FENG-ER!

He said that with this cheenapiang slang that left me laughing like mad.
But Eugene's lame jokes are still the best. That day Yi-xin, Charlene, Timotheus and Eugene stalked me at JE MRT station and corrupted my entire afternoon, hahaha. Then they followed me around and made me feel very

Bright.
As bright as a lamppost.

Then Charlene was immersed in conversation with Eugene and Yi-xin abandoned me for Timo so I was crawling behind and convincing them not to go to my house. They ended up at Science Centre Macs and I retreated back into my box. Boxing me up doesn't make me a happy girl :(

Midyears suck,
and they suck BIG time.

I keep peeling my nails off now, and they look atrocious.

Mind's going bonkers already. Walked past F.O.S (Factory Outlet Store) a couple of weeks ago at 11pm, IMM with my parents and then I actually started hooting with laughter. Cos F.O.S didn't stand for Factory Outlet Store at that point of time- more like Full Of Shit.

HAHAHAHA.
Not funny

Then Joan Tay pangseh-ed me during tuition again
*Bites and scratches Joan*
Next time she pangsehs me, I'd charge her a meal at NYDC *mwahahaha*

Saw this on Charlene's blog.
Charlene posts funny stuff on her blog.

1. Open your library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the title of the song that’s playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool… just type it in!

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

Opening credits: Rich Girl (Gwen Stefani)
;Brillo. Start of my life, RICH GIRL.
All the riches, baby, won't mean anything!

Waking up: Fa Ru Xue (Jay Chou)
; *Makes action* NO LINK! NO LINK!
But its a really good screamer by Jay Chou :) Go listen.
Especially the lyrics! Fang Wen Shan is an excellent lyricist.

First day at school: Rachmaninov -Rhapsody On A Theme Of Paganini (Maksim Mrvica)
Maksim is AWESOME. He rocksass! This song's pretty much calm, and that's what I want my day to be.
No laserbeams. Nuh-uh.

Falling in love: First Love (Utada Hikaru)
Yay! Fits the bill!

Losing virginity: Re Dai Yu Lin (SHE)
*Snorts in contempt*

Fight song: Thnks Fr Th Mmrs (Fall Out Boy)
Angsty. Fits the bill, too.
I swear all these are from my shuffle!

Breaking up: Jewel Song (BoA)
Hmmm, this song's cute, but not for breaking up.
Oh, and BoA pronounces "Jewel" as "Jwel". Heh
Told you everything's random.

Prom: 1985 (Bowling For Soup)
Oooh-hoo-HOO~
She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star!
Yessss. Rock chick for PROMENADE!

Life: If I ain't got you (Alicia Keys & Usher)
Sure!
Some people want it all, but I don't
want nothing at all.
If I ain't got you, baby :)
Fits, fits, fits

Mental breakdown: I'm Coming (Rain)
HAHAHAHA I get a mental breakdown when I listen to my best friend singing?
Rain is coming dooown ♥

Driving: Rock Your Body (Justin Timberlake)
Judging by how I drive in Crazy Taxi, I think Tokyo Drift/ Piao Yi would be more appropriate.
But it's okay, since Justin Timberlake is hot.
Pass to the left and sail to the right!

Flashback: Under the Sea (A*Teens)
HEY GOOD! Cos I LOVED the Little Mermaid as a kid.
I loved Flounder. Heh I still have a Flounder shirt with me now :)
*Dreams*

Getting back together: Kiss Goodbye (Wang Leehom)
Riiiiight. Opposite of the theme.

Wedding: Emotion (Destiny's Child)
Coolest! I like this song. And this song had been played for weddings before.

Birth of child: Wake Up (Hilary Duff)
Yeah, every night I'd have to Wake Up to give the kid its bottle. -.-
It's okay, because I like kids alot!

Final battle: A Public Affair (Jessica Simpson)
Sure.
*Cracks up laughing*

Death scene: Qi Li Xiang (Jay Chou)
Sad, cos I like this song alot.
Naw, means I'd die in spring or something. *Gasps* advanced hints?!
I sound like Yap Yi-xin

Funeral song: Lonely (Akon)
LMAO, cos I'd be lonely when I die, right!?

End credits: Forever Love (Wang Leehom)
Makes my life sound like a love story :D


Okay I've got to go.
Post more next time when my life is better.
Er, maybe... *counts on fingers* see you this December hols.