HAHAHAHA
yeah i told wei hong that.
his reaction was
Argh. Fine.
:D LOL
i'm freaking tired. the 5-hours-of-sleep-a-day thing is back! rawr. i get ratty/insane when i don't get enough sleep. ):
i've been pretty much obsessed with the lubberban thing these days, especially during the weekend. let's listen to the history of the lubberban clan! (:
once upon a time, there was this little cute girl called Jemimah. she was from the same tuition class as another nice girl called Amanda, and during one session, Jemimah decided to tell Amanda about her previous class 210's poem for their chinese teacher last year. it had this phrase about sooting lubberbans, thus Amanda started laughing her ass off and the lubberban sooting got embedded in her mind.
on friendster, Amanda decided to do some online lubberban sooting to irritate people. they dodged, they ducked- but only one of them was truly fascinated by the lubberban fetish. her name was none other than Jasmin. she knew Amanda through choir, sat next to her during practices and hence knew Amanda's frequent insane spasms.
Jasmin accepted Amanda's testimonial about soooooting lubberbans. in the meantime, there was this guy who was also very fascinated by the lubberbans. his name was Nicky, aka Nicholas. he wrote back a testimonial expressing his joy while reading Amanda's lubberban testimonial. somehow, Jasmin and Nicky decided to join forces while Amanda continued sooting lubberbans at them.
while Amanda was attempting to soot lubberbans at Nicky, she wrote a testimonial to this pretty girl called Serene. Amanda tried appealing to Serene to give her permission to soot Nicky, since Nicky was of Serene's property. Serene replied cheerfully, stating that Amanda could have the permission, and that Amanda was advised to spare lubberbans to Serene so that Serene could join Amanda in sooting Nicky and Jasmin.
currently, Serene and Amanda are on the Dark Side while Nicky and Jasmin are on the Good Side. the themes for the lubberban clan are Star Wars and Harry Potter, as decided by Amanda. Serene was bestowed upon the name of Voldemort while Amanda was to be the sexy noisy hyperventilating Darth Vader. On the other hand, Jasmin has decided to take on the name of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Nicky has yet to decide his Harry Potter character.
the weapons both forces are going to be using for the Final Showdown will be as follows:
- Amanda: the all-original Lubberbans and lime green lightsabres
- Serene: yet to be decided
- Nicky: a guy named Yishuo (who happens to be the drama king of Amanda's lit class) and his super-spiked hair
- Jasmin: Toilet paper and Toilet bowls stuffed/soaked with shit.
both forces are recruiting more members.
interested parties please inform the Head of the Lubberban Clan (Amanda). please notify her by tagging on her board. (note: TAGGING, not SPAMMING)
okay that was SUPER lame
but everything is TRUE :D
i got this scare by timotheus today during biology. shan't elaborate here- it involved peanuts and the scary materialising-out-of-thin-air from him. but ohFREAK, i was bloody frightened. -.-
went to JE library with charlene just now. we swapped lame jokes on 183 and i felt like punching her face in at that Purple Passion "joke". LAME would be an understatement to describe it. i tried to find New Moon and Roots from the library but to no avail, so i ended up reserving both. $3.10 for 2 brillo books shouldn't be an issue. :D yay, can't wait.
i feel like sleeeeeeping now, but there's still the book review and emaths to do.
>:( mr ng is the evil.
bye, peeps.
